GDT: #5|Canucks vs. Penguins|Oct 16|7:00PM|PPG|Ruh Roh, Schultz is out for 4 months/defense is a mystery

[Scandale du Jour]

All 4 lines are meh. At least L2 is productive. Sully is still drunk

 

[Honour Over Glory]

There's 4 glasses of wine in a bottle ...

That's loser speak.

A bottle is a glass with a smaller opening, that's 1 glass.

 

[Daeni10]

I am so tired but I wanna watch the game, aaaaaah start it already

 

[Empoleon8771]

Lol. I was debating beer or vodka. Makes it an easy choice

That D pair is making me break out old reliable.

 

[Andy99]

That Johnson-Oleksiak pair is going to fuel my alcoholism more than this site does.

Yep, same with Maatta-Cough drop....they were tres bad last game...what is Sully doing? ...I’ve already signed myself up for a preventative liver transplant....

 

[Honour Over Glory]

That D pair is making me break out old reliable.

We made the mistake of buying a couple of these during one camping trip...my gf woke up in our tent, I woke up on a picnic table cocooned in my sleeping bag.

ITS THE DEVILS JUICE!

 

[JTG]

Could someone please send me a link to the game.

 

[ColePens]

I see players are speaking out about being ready again. This happens every year. Letang/Geno/Sid all say it and then maybe 1 of them shows it.

 

[Empoleon8771]

We made the mistake of buying a couple of these during one camping trip...my gf woke up in our tent, I woke up on a picnic table cocooned in my sleeping bag.

ITS THE DEVILS JUICE!

They taste so bad but I call them "old reliable" for a reason

The weird thing with them is that it's not their flavor that is bad, it's just so damn sugary. Just watering down the juice some would probably make it pretty acceptable.

 

[66-30-33]

Could someone please send me a link to the game.

Done.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

They taste so bad but I call them "old reliable" for a reason

The weird thing with them is that it's not their flavor that is bad, it's just so damn sugary. Just watering down the juice some would probably make it pretty acceptable.

It's a worse hangover than a wine hangover because of the insane sugar content.

 

[Ugene Magic]

We made the mistake of buying a couple of these during one camping trip...my gf woke up in our tent, I woke up on a picnic table cocooned in my sleeping bag.

ITS THE DEVILS JUICE!

I once got so entangled in my sleeping bag I thought the tent collapsed.

 

[Ogrezilla]

maybe Sully is trying to show people what actual bad line decisions are so that people stop overreacting to Sprong on L4?

 

[Jaded-Fan]

I would have sat Kessel for this one just to break his stupid iron man streak and keep him from being exhausted for the playoffs.

 

[66-30-33]

Alright game time, see ya at intermission!

 

[ColePens]

Honestly 3-1-1 would be a very nice opening 5 games. And this team can do that tonight after playing poopy. Let's go get it done.

 

[Ogrezilla]

Alright game time, see ya at intermission!

come on now there's at least 15 more minutes until the puck drops.

 

[ColePens]

NSS Life with the very worst commercial of all time. Goooooodness gracious. The WORST.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I see players are speaking out about being ready again. This happens every year. Letang/Geno/Sid all say it and then maybe 1 of them shows it.

I wonder how much of it is saying it for the sake of saying it and how much of it is trying to convince themselves that they are.

 

[Ugene Magic]

 

[TNT87]

The mighty Casey. Lets go Pens!

 

[KIRK]

Malkin and Kessel should play better defensivly if they want to be on a line together. Funny watching them yell at eachother though, they sure do drive eachother sometimes.

Ironically, the only 3 forwards who are PLUS players on the team are Hagelin and . . . wait for it . . . Malkin and Kessel.

 

[ColePens]

Maatta is on every highlight when they show teams scoring on us.

 

[Ogrezilla]

Ironically, the only 3 forwards who are PLUS players on the team are Hagelin and . . . wait for it . . . Malkin and Kessel.

Is it irony when the most productive players are also plus players? We can say what we want about how they look, but there's really no denying that they've been our most successful line so far. There's a reason they are the only one that isn't being shuffled.

 

[BHD]

Shoutout to the guy in the crowd wearing an Engelland jersey.