GDT: #30 | Flyers at Avalanche | December 13, 2022 | 9:00 PM ET | Ball Arena, A Jar Outlet | NBCSP, ESPN+

[Magua]

It's the most erotic action Flahr has ever seen. It gets him all hot and hungry.

For Christmas, I will buy both them a salad power drill utensil. You can make them the Beef Invictus salad, with used deep frying oil dressing for Flahrsy.

 

[bennysflyers16]

Just realized Willman was still on the team

 

[Flyerfan4life]

It's the most erotic action Flahr has ever seen. It gets him all hot and hungry.

we dont kink shame here

 

[Beef Invictus]

Torts hockey is repulsive. They may have 7k fans by years end.

He was hired to be as turgid as possible. The manifestation of constipation.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

For Christmas, I will buy both them a salad power drill. You can make them the Beef Invictus salad, with used fryer oil dressing for Flahrsy.

Can you imagine how much sunflower oil it would take to grease him up if he went to pay someone to give him one of those wet massages?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Nice passing. Sanheim had more time to get a better shot on target.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Speaking of camphor oil ...

 

[flyers0909]

Total shit from Seeler-Braun

 

[Beef Invictus]

If I were in the arena when this siren song started I'd headbutt the steps until my head burst and spilled my head juice everywhere


Come on Avs at least get me money out of this. Daddy needs a new gumball from the car dealership

 

[bennysflyers16]

Seeler is garbage.

Frost line getting ran over sadly.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Good strategy to leave the slot unattended.

 

[bennysflyers16]

2 Flyers D both behind the net

Braun and Seeler are SHIT

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That one septic dickhead thinks the Flyers shouldn't fire Chuck because the fans are baying for blood lolz

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Imagine willingly playing a pairing of Braun and Seeler ever let alone in 2022.

 

[Magua]

Imagine willingly playing a pairing of Braun and Seeler ever let alone in 2022.

They're our 2 best defenders this season!

 

[tymed]

Shitstolainen is brutal

 

[bennysflyers16]

#KeepRistoatZeroPoints

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

They're our 2 best defenders this season!

This certainly is not the dunk that a certain someone thinks that it is.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

#KeepRistoatZeroPoints

Risto will keep himself at zero points.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Imagine willingly playing a pairing of Braun and Seeler ever let alone in 2022.

Seeler and DeAngelo looked "fine" in limited minutes, too.

 

[flyers0909]

Jeez Avs really trying to get Risto his first point, close to some secondary's there

 

[bennysflyers16]

Shitstolainen is brutal

He’s the worst regular D we have ever had.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

He’s the worst regular D we have ever had.

Keith. Yandle.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ugh this is like having to drink the fluids off the stage after a GWAR concert.

 

[Magua]

While it behooves the team to have Risto do well to dump him in a trade (not that they would), I must say: I don't know if I can pass up the chance to watch our golden goose score 0 points in like 75 games. It's unlikely. Especially with so much OT time. But there's a universe where it must happen. Fingers crossed it's this one.