Speculation: 2021-22 First Goal Prediction Thread Part 2

Hockey Duckie

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Jul 25, 2003
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southern cal
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

[Kings fans] Yeah, be prepared.
We'll be prepared.
For what?
[Shattenkirk] For the death of the king.
[Kings fans] Why, is he sick?
[Shattenkirk] No, fools. We'll kill him. And Quick too!
[Kings fans] Great idea! Who needs a king? No king, no king, la la la la la la.
[Shattenkirk] Idiots! There will be a king!
[Kings fans] But you said...
[Shattenkirk] I will be king. Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
[Kings fans] Yay! All right!
Long live the king!
Long live the king!
Shatty a King killer?! I'd love to see that tonight! Rawr!
 
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Leonardo87

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New York
On the road to glory
Ain't no turning back
It's got to be the Mighty Getz!
On a quack attack
Look out, clear the way
The Ducks are here to play!

Getzlaf!
Getzlaf!

Mighty Getz!
Here come the Mighty Getz!
Burning up the ice
Just try and stop the Mighty Getz
And you're gonna pay the price!

Here come the Mighty Getz!
Fighting for the gold!
Let's hear it for the Mighty Getz!
Time to rock and roll

Let's go, let's go
Getzlaf!
(Mighty Ducks!)
Getzlaf!
Let's hear it for the Mighty Getz!
(Mighty Ducks!)
 
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Ducks DVM

sowcufucakky
Jun 6, 2010
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Long Beach, CA
Don't wish it away
Don't look at it like it's forever
Between you and me
I could honestly say
That things can only get Getzlaf

And while I'm away
Dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long
Before you and me run
To the place in our hearts
Where we hide

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder
Under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

Just stare into space
Picture my face in your hands
Live for each second
Without hesitation
And never forget I'm your man

Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever
I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder
Under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever
I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder
Under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

Laughing like children
Living like lovers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
And I guess that's why they call it the blues


I’m not crying, you’re crying
 

Hockey Duckie

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Jul 25, 2003
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southern cal
Don't wish it away
Don't look at it like it's forever
Between you and me
I could honestly say
That things can only get Getzlaf

And while I'm away
Dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long
Before you and me run
To the place in our hearts
Where we hide

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder
Under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

Just stare into space
Picture my face in your hands
Live for each second
Without hesitation
And never forget I'm your man

Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever
I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder
Under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever
I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder
Under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

Laughing like children
Living like lovers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
And I guess that's why they call it the blues


I’m not crying, you’re crying

Damn you! I was holding it so well up until I saw this and then could hear the music in my head. My heart leapt and dropped simultaneously.

Gonna suck to miss the GDT and game tonight. Made promises to my nieces and nephews for today and night.
 
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sowcufucakky
Jun 6, 2010
52,133
29,344
Long Beach, CA
Damn you! I was holding it so well up until I saw this and then could hear the music in my head. My heart leapt and dropped simultaneously.

Gonna suck to miss the GDT and game tonight. Made promises to my nieces and nephews for today and night.
Yeah, I’m officially petitioning @Arthuros to ignore any guess that isn’t Getzlaf.
 

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