2014-15 TBL Drinking Game

[Coopers Gum]

It's time for the annual Tampa Bay Lightning Drinking Game Thread! As always, feel free to add whatever you like. Last year's

Take a drink when:

- TJ BROWN!
- "Tsssk" - Chief
- "The key of it is..." - Chief
- One of our players gets injured
- Garrison flashes his gigantic chicklets
- Drouin gets a takeaway
- Drouin makes a fancy move
- Gudas hits someone
- We go another period without scoring
- Connolly takes a penalty

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[2020 Cup Champions]

It's time for the annual Tampa Bay Lightning Drinking Game Thread! As always, feel free to add whatever you like. Last year's

Take a drink when:

- TJ BROWN!
- "Tsssk" - Chief
- "They key of it is..." - Chief
- One of our players gets injured
- Garrison flashes his gigantic chicklets
- Drouin gets a takeaway
- Drouin makes a fancy move
- Gudas hits someone
- We go another period without scoring
- Connolly takes a penalty

You want us to die?!

 

[xteesy]

It's time for the annual Tampa Bay Lightning Drinking Game Thread! As always, feel free to add whatever you like. Last year's

Take a drink when:

- TJ BROWN!
- "Tsssk" - Chief
- "They key of it is..." - Chief
- One of our players gets injured
- Garrison flashes his gigantic chicklets
- Drouin gets a takeaway
- Drouin makes a fancy move
- Gudas hits someone
- We go another period without scoring
- Connolly takes a penalty

I'll be dead within 3 games....

 

[VinikToWinIt]

It's time for the annual Tampa Bay Lightning Drinking Game Thread! As always, feel free to add whatever you like. Last year's

Take a drink when:

- TJ BROWN!
- "Tsssk" - Chief
- "They key of it is..." - Chief
- One of our players gets injured
- Garrison flashes his gigantic chicklets
- Drouin gets a takeaway
- Drouin makes a fancy move
- Gudas hits someone
- We go another period without scoring
- Connolly takes a penalty

Are you trying to kill us all?

 

[LightningStrikes]

Chief: "I'll tell you what..."

Also, take a drink every time Brown gets a breakaway. Double shot if doesn't score on the breakaway (i.e. shoots wide, fumbles the puck etc).

 

[chasespace]

If you're a hardcore drinker add "Whenever Brown loses the puck off his stick".

 

[The Gongshow]

Finish Your Drink:

- Everytime we miss an empty net
- Everytime JT &/Or TJ Brown misses the net
- The odd time Gudas doesnt have a beard during a game
- Stamkos breaks his stick

 

[Leonardo87]

We are going to need an AA thread after this one. lol.

 

[DFC]

Bishop is still taking a puck in the head every game or so.

 

[2MinutesforGiraffing]

Bishop is still taking a puck in the head every game or so.

Also, dropping his stick. That took at least a month off my liver last season.

 

[Vasilevskiy]

It's time for the annual Tampa Bay Lightning Drinking Game Thread! As always, feel free to add whatever you like. Last year's

Take a drink when:

- TJ BROWN!
- "Tsssk" - Chief
- "The key of it is..." - Chief
- One of our players gets injured
- Garrison flashes his gigantic chicklets
- Drouin gets a takeaway
- Drouin makes a fancy move
- Gudas hits someone
- We go another period without scoring
- Connolly takes a penalty

This is always my favourite

Chief: "I'll tell you what..."

Also, take a drink every time Brown gets a breakaway. Double shot if doesn't score on the breakaway (i.e. shoots wide, fumbles the puck etc).

Add Kucherov with this same exact phrase

 

[BoltSTH]

Being an alcoholic I always go for the Chief:
"I'll tell you what"
"You've gotta be kidding me"
Every time he butchers a players name - 2 shots for the Bolts, 1 for the opposition

 

[Coopers Gum]

PK:

Vlad "NameSHtnikov"

 

[peanutvendor]

Opposing team gets a breakaway on the power play

 

[Iceman]

Is this supposed to have some counter-effect towards jinxing?

Either way, dead we are.

 

[Werewolf]

Maximum alcohol intake per shift:

Drink every time Kucherov or Stammer take a shot. Drink every time Stammer or Flip turn the puck over. Drink every time Sustr pinches and misses. Drink every time Palat/Callahan/Stralman/Gudas lay somebody out. Drink every time Boyle takes on two on the boards and wins. Drink every time TJ / Drouin p.ucking dominates an entire shift. Drink every time Morrow blows dog.

 

[BohemianRhandomly]

Take a drink when:

Bishop drops his stick.

Filppula loses his footing and falls.

Kucherov nails the goal post.

 

[MattM92]

Another one for the Chief drinking game. Take a shot for every 10 seconds that Chief awkwardly smiles into the camera while Rick talks.

 

[BohemianRhandomly]

The one to truly put you under the table:

Have a drink any time you see a player on the bench spitting. Not sure how these guys even stay hydrated.

 

[Coopers Gum]

Bump in honor of Chief's retirement.

 

[DFC]

Bump in honor of Chief's retirement.

Whoa. Didn't even think of the catastrophic consequences this news would have on game-time drinkers.

I guess everyone gets to live a few years longer thanks to functioning livers though. So there's that. TJ Brown was killing you all.

 

[LightningStrikes]

Fun fact: When I googled "Bobby the Chief Taylor" Chrome's first suggestion was "Bobby the Chief Taylor drinking game".