GDT: #20 | "PROVING RNH IS A ZOMBIE" | Oilers @ Sharks | 8:30 PM | SN

[ConnorMcMullet]

"RNH is a very dead-icated, skullful center. He has soft hands and can dish around sauce like it's grave-y. You'll seldom meet zombody as hard-working as he is."

"However, conspiracy theorists have recently speculated about Nuge's true nature. @Cloned and @McFuhryous have concluded, due to RNH's lifeless stature, that he is actually a zombie. But does this theory have legs? Or is it just a reach?"

Pictured above is one of the most well-known zombie films of the 21st century. The movie was directed by Rob Zombie, a director/singer. Now, what happens when you take the initials of "Rob Zombie's Halloween"?

Rob
Zombies
Halloween

You get RZH. Ryan Zombie-Hopkins.

So clearly, this Rob Zombie guy knew something. In 2010, he tried to send us another sign. This time, it was a concert titled "DEDMONTON".



Rob Zombie knew all along and tried to warn us. Unfortunately, it was too little, too late. Starting from the day he was drafted, RZH began to terrorize the cities of the Oilers' fiercest rivals. He started with his native province, British Columbia. The following video was taken June 24th 2011, the day we drafted RZH:



He was undoubtedly attempting to take out the Canucks, since they had just made an appearance in the Stanley Cup Finals that same month.

Fast forward eight years, and RZH is in San Jose, ready to attack the Sharks. Can RZH and the Oilers eat the Shark's brains before their limbs are bitten off?

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[ConnorMcMullet]

Plus, you can't spell Ryan Nugent-Hopkins without H-A-U-N-T.

 

[Cloned]

I'd say RZH would eat Couture's brain, but I'm not sure if zombies eat horses.

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

I'd say RNH would eat Couture's brain, but I'm not sure if zombies eat horses.

 

[Chef de Cuisine]

Oilers win 4-2

 

[CookiesAndMilk]

I love this board. So many creative ppl around here.

I played in a punkrock band for 6 years and recently quit because real life and stuff. Still playing music for fun with my friends and I'll ask them if they would record a personal Oilers song I want to contribute too.

 

[Cloned]

Plus, you can't spell Ryan Nugent-Hopkins without H-A-U-N-T-E-D.

Wait, where's the D?

(inb4 that's what she said)

 

[Cloned]

@ConnorMcMullet

Nice ninja edit.

Who are you trying to imitate here with that, @The Batman ?

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

Wait, where's the D?

(inb4 that's what she said)

My bad. H-A-U-N-T still works.

In response to your question, keep in mind you also can't spell Nugent-Hopkins without H-U-G-E.

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

@ConnorMcMullet

Nice ninja edit.

Who are you trying to imitate here with that, @The Batman ?

Nah. I could never hope to live up to The Great Kevin Quinn.

 

[Cloned]

My bad. H-A-U-N-T still works.

In response to your question, keep in mind you also can't spell Nugent-Hopkins without H-U-G-E.

How do you explain Khaira then?

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

How do you explain Khaira then?

You can't spell Jujhar Khaira without H-U-J? I think huj is slang for huge.

 

[Cloned]

You can't spell Jujhar Khaira without H-U-J? I think huj is slang for huge.

I set you up for that one. I knew that was going to be your response as soon as I hit the post button lol.

 

[Cloned]

@ConnorMcMullet

btw, you should add a poll. "Is RZH a zombie?"

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

@ConnorMcMullet

btw, you should add a poll. "Is RZH a zombie?"

Done. Guaranteed win now.

 

[The Batman]

"RNH is a very dead-icated, skullful center. He has soft hands and can dish around sauce like it's grave-y. You'll seldom meet zombody as hard-working as he is."
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That is eerily spot on. Are you Gene Principe? Were you perfecting this GDT instead of hosting last night's game?

Who are you trying to imitate here with that, @The Batman ?

I guess I deserve this for the constant ribbing last season.

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Go Oilers!

 

[Cloned]

Done. Guaranteed win now.

Only if you add a "Matt Benning" option.

 

[Cloned]

That is eerily spot on. Are you Gene Principe? Were you perfecting this GDT instead of hosting last night's game?



I guess I deserve this for the constant ribbing last season.

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Go Oilers!

I'm honoured to be in the presence of both Gene Principe and Kevin Quinn here.

 

[The Batman]

Nah. I could never hope to live up to The Great Kevin Quinn.

I'm honoured to be in the presence of both Gene Principe and Kevin Quinn here.

Okay, now this thread has truly become too spooky for me.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

@ConnorMcMullet

Outstanding GDT!!!

I cannot accept any props for the "creation" of Ryan Zombie Hopkins...my only input into it was I suggested taking the N and turning it sideways to make it a Z in response to @Cloned about a line combo. @The Batman took it and ran with the RZH gif .

The true Dr. Frankenstein in this is @BlackMcDog. He is the one who coined the Zombie nickname for RNH.

 

[McDrai]

I hope Kassian destroys Couture like he did back in the 2017 playoffs. Can’t stand that piece of shit

 

[ohheyhemsky]

San Jose off of a 3 game winning streak, 12 goals in their last 3 games. I don't know why, but it feels like a game where we're going to really need our goaltending to step up to win tonight.

 

[dem]

I want to see some kind of statistic for zone exits this year vs last year...

I swear the amount of times we are throwing it blindly up the boards has been cut in half.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

I remember the year we made the playoffs, we had a two game trip through Anaheim and San Jose that we swept that basically made the team believe it was for real. Would love to see that again.

 

[oXo Cube]

I remember the year we made the playoffs, we had a two game trip through Anaheim and San Jose that we swept that basically made the team believe it was for real. Would love to see that again.

Pretty sure we also played LA in that trip and we won all 3 games really cementing the teams place in the standings.

Ran the Ducks out of their own building 4-0 also.