GDT: 2 teams that end in "Ucks" | 5PM "Uck" time

[c4rcy]

Lineups:

Uck team 1:

Not Heatley - Not Heatley - Not Heatley
Not Heatley - Not Heatley - Not Heatley
Not Heatley - Not Heatley - Not Heatley
Please not Heatley - Not Heatley - Not Heatley

Bryz?

Uck team 2:

Not Bones - Not Bones - Not Bones
Not Bones - BONES! -Not Bones
Not Bones - Not Bones - Not Bones
Not Bones - Not Bones - Not Bones

It's Miller time

Today's real man of genius:

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*Mister way too much cologne wearer!!*
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*Here he comes now!*
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*Everywhere a splish splash!*
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*Throw it on!!!!*
So crack open a nice cold bud light, Mr. way too much cologne wearer, cause we think we smell...a winner.
*Mister way too much cologne wearerrr*

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[Quack Shot]

Ducks 3-2 Heatley 3 goals, Bonino 2 goals.

 

[Ando]

Prediction: Whatever the outcome there will be a Canucks invasion on our board. Might also get told we will be swept in 4 games in the playoffs.

 

[Ducks DVM]

Bonino with 73 points and the Hart.

 

[George Binks]

Heater's breakout game

 

[yapperface]

Prediction: Whatever the outcome there will be a Canucks invasion on our board. Might also get told we will be swept in 4 games in the playoffs.

Exactly which Canucks fans have you been talking to? I need to ask them who their dealers are.

 

[Ando]

Exactly which Canucks fans have you been talking to? I need to ask them who their dealers are.

A wild Canuck appears! Not gonna name him but he has a child as an avatar, all I'm gonna say . Don't know if he was serious or not but thought I thought it was funny. Funny thing is he also said that after the second meeting when the canucks lost.

 

[yapperface]

A wild Canuck appears! Not gonna name him but he has a child as an avatar, all I'm gonna say . Don't know if he was serious or not but thought I thought it was funny. Funny thing is he also said that after the second meeting when the canucks lost.

The vast majority of Canucks fans don't even think we could push the Ducks to 7, myself included. Seems like a pretty likely playoff match though.

9-0 canucks

Sbisa x9

 

[Fighter]

3-2 Ducks

 

[duckaroosky]

Heater's breakout game

He's a little old to be getting acne.

 

[Lord Flashheart]

Record vs. Canucks at home.

All-time vs Canucks:

GP|Win|Loss|Tie|O.Loss|PTS|PTS%
89|38|35|9|7|92|51.7%

Miller vs Ducks.

 

[anezthes]

9-1 Ducks. Andersen with 2 goals, 3 assists. Bryzgalov with 6 goals for.

 

[terranraida]

The vast majority of Canucks fans don't even think we could push the Ducks to 7, myself included. Seems like a pretty likely playoff match though.

9-0 canucks

Sbisa x9

if that ever happens I will **** in my shoe, bake the shoe on 450 for 20 minutes, and then eat it.

 

[snarktacular]

Heatley.

aka Hea-sucks?

 

[kducks]

Sbisa is looking forward to playing tonight.

 

[Ando]

Sbisa is like "I'll show those Quackers what they lost, in me..."

 

[Lord Flashheart]

Sbisa will injure someone. Inevitable.

 

[kducks]

I only wish I was going so I could make him a sign

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

Sbisa will injure someone. Inevitable.

A Sedin, probably.

Heatley is running out of chances to not be terrible. Palmieri, Perry, and Jackman won't be hurt forever. Please?

 

[snarktacular]

Sbisa is like "I'll show those Quackers what they lost, in me..."

Well we have been looking for a top-4 defenseman...

 

[andyolly]

First Ducks game I've been able to watch in ~two weeks! Yay! Let's go Ducks!

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

Free Bird!

Friberg's making his debut tonight. Who sits? Etem? Heatley?

 

[EdwardTK]

Dan Murphy @sportsnetmurph Frederik Andersen will start for #ducks versus #canucks Also Max Friberg who was just called up from Norfolk will make his NHL debut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZNwemmtqBs


NICE! C'mooon Max!

 

[Tecumseh]

Sbisa will injure someone. Inevitable.

I say he'll injure himself during his attempt of trying to injure someone else.

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

Dan Murphy @sportsnetmurph Frederik Andersen will start for #ducks versus #canucks Also Max Friberg who was just called up from Norfolk will make his NHL debut.




NICE! C'mooon Max!

Fixed.