GDT: #13 // Friday 7 Nov // Coyotes @ Ducks, No Tank Edition

[ck26]

TANK, TANK, TANK, TANK, TANK, TANK

6P @ 1P
their place
8pm on Fox Sports Arizona
ESPN Phoenix 620 AM

Good Guys
Dave "" Tippet

8 Tobias "Panzerfaust" Rieder --- 50 Antoine "GAU-8" Vermette --- 19 Shane "AGM-65" Doan (C)
36 Rob "CBU-97" Klinkhammer --- 11 Martin "Bazooka" Hanzal (A) --- 10 Martin "RPG7" Erat
28 Lauri "MILAN" Korpikoski --- 9 Sam "Javelin" Gagner --- 89 Mikkel "TOW" Boedker
22 Brandon "Brimstone" McMillan --- 14 Joe "LAW" Vitale --- 44 BJ "I Can't Think Of Any Other Anti-Tank Weapons" Crombeen

-11 Oliver Ekman-Larsson --- 4 Zbynek "SAXHORN" Michalek
3 Keith Yandle (A+) --- 5 Connor "SPIGOT" Murphy
33 Brandon "SPRIGGAN" Gormley --- 26 Mike "SWINGER" Stone

41 Pizza Goalie
40 G'affe

Press box: F Kyle "Not Justin Hodgman" Chipchura, D Dave Schlemko, D Chris Summers
Sick call: F Dave Moss (skating this week, no contact, no stick)
At a bar in Scottsdale watching: ck26
On hf, complaining about our bottom 6 and dreaming of losses: rt, XX, AndrewYotes, CC96



Bad Guys
Bruce " " Boudreau

19 Patrick Maroon --- 15 Ryan Getzlaf (C) --- 12 Devante Smith-Pelly
39 Matt Beleskey --- 17 Ryan Kesler --- 33 Jakob Silfverberg
16 Emerson Etem --- 38 William Karlsson --- 7 Andrew Cogliano
67 Rickard Rakell --- 44 Nate Thompson (generic) --- 18 Tim Jackman

47 Hampus "Best Name In Hockey" Lindholm --- 23 Francois Beauchemin (A)
4 Cam Fowler --- 3 Clay Stoner (sounds like the opening act at a Florida Georgia Line show)
Bryan Allen --- 45 Sami Vatanen

1 HIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLER
31 Fred Anderson (generic)
30 Jason Lolbarbara
79 Dwayne "" Roloson

Press box: F Dany Heatley, D Josh Manson
Sick call: F Corey Perry, D Mark Fistric, D Ben Lovejoy, G John Gibson

"I'm Jonas Hiller and I approve this GDT!"

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[Matias Maccete]

Wow g'affe. That's amazingly funny, seriously.

 

[CC96]

Complaining about our bottom 6 and dreaming of losses crew checking in.

 

[CC96]

Clever GDT though. Well done, ck.

 

[ck26]

Complaining about our bottom 6 and dreaming of losses crew checking in.

Haha, great ... we'll need something ironic to read after our 6-0 win in California

Sarah McLellan @azc_mclellan · 4h 4 hours ago
Everyone on the ice for #Coyotes practice before team departs for Anaheim. Lines and pairings the same from Tuesday's win.

 

[KG]

looool great GDT, especially the -11 OEL part

 

[ibroce]

 

[ck26]

Good price for tickets, but seriously? Aprons?

 

[0point1]

That's a pretty good deal, $22 a ticket and 2 tickets are against Boston which likely could be easily flipped.

Oh yeah and a free apron!

 

[XX]

Clever promo.

 

[ClassLessCoyote]

Excellent GDT!

 

[TheLegend]

James Garner LAUGHS AT THIS GDT!!!!!

 

[Summer Rose]

Awesome thread.

I will miss most of this game. Doing two Adult C games at Arcadia tonight. Will I even break a sweat?

 

[salsa man]

Awesome thread.

I will miss most of this game. Doing two Adult C games at Arcadia tonight. Will I even break a sweat?

The game's tomorrow.

 

[Desert Ice 11]

 

[Summer Rose]

The game's tomorrow.

Whoops. Will still miss it. I'm in Scottsdale tomorrow night.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Just needed to double Crombeen's number to get...

The German 88.

 

[TheLegend]

Word is several Ducks are down with the flu.....

 

[Desert Ice 11]

Just needed to double Crombeen's number to get...

The German 88.

Seems more fitting for Rieder ..just add another 8 to his number

 

[awfulwaffle]

This thread is already epic.

 

[The Feckless Puck]

Can someone Photoshop a tank running over David Shoalts? Seriously, I've had about enough of that lard bucket and his nebulous sources and his gigantic relocation ***** against our team.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Seems more fitting for Rieder ..just add another 8 to his number

Thought of that too, but he was already nicknamed. This GDT may give new meaning to "He shoots, he scores!"

And Hiller is on the Flames now. Could be dangerous for him wearing his zeppelin helmet around all that fire. Oh, the humanity!

 

[Mosby]

Can someone Photoshop a tank running over David Shoalts? Seriously, I've had about enough of that lard bucket and his nebulous sources and his gigantic relocation ***** against our team.

This. He has a vendetta against us after IceEdge made him look foolish with that April Fools prank. Great on their part though.

Great work as always, CK. I hope Tipp fills out his lineup card with those nicknames.

 

[Desert Ice 11]

This. He has a vendetta against us after IceEdge made him look foolish with that April Fools prank. Great on their part though.

Great work as always, CK. I hope Tipp fills out his lineup card with those nicknames.

haha Daryl Jones is a troll

Ice Edge COO Daryl Jones told the Toronto Globe and Mail on Thursday that his group was dropping its bid for the Coyotes hockey team and would instead look to buy Manchester United, one of the most valuable sports assets in the world. He told the newspaper that the sale would be financed via revenue bonds through the Stonehenge Municipality (a fictional entity)

http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/stories/2010/03/29/daily57.html

 

[rt]

Can someone Photoshop a tank running over David Shoalts? Seriously, I've had about enough of that lard bucket and his nebulous sources and his gigantic relocation ***** against our team.

I'd fight him if I could. For real.