Forget Kunitz and the forwards for a sec
You're down two, about to go on the PK. You plan on pulling the goalie as soon as you get possession.
Ian Cole is on the ice. Ian Cole has been **** all game. Ian Cole has been providing no offensive threat.
You just acquired Trevor Daley.
This isn't a Crosby thing. This isn't a vet thing. This isn't a country club thing. Ian Cole isn't one of the family.
Every person who becomes head coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins immediately becomes the dumbest ****ing person on earth.