Welcome Travelers let us bask in the glory that is Roman Polak his elite skating his elite goal scoring his Norris level checking ♥♥ Conner McWho? Yeah take a nap kid . Your puny bag of tricks won't work on Roman Polak . ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♥ And of course his overall greatness Look at him hover above the Ice and look how sets fashion trends Take a minute of your time to read one of our slightly used flyers And accept Roman Polak as your lord and savior because And to all you heathens out there remember Roman Polak is allways watching even the unbelievers Leafs fans tried to trick us with their fake negative comments about Polak but we've seen through your charade . Roman Polak is all ours now . and you ain't getting him back.