GDT: Yep, it's these #~(&!%@ guys again. CAR/CLB 3/25/2021

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Is the lack of Paul Fenton reference one of those superstitions again?

In all seriousness, just beat them tonight. Getting 6 out of a possible 8 points wouldn't be a bad outcome against a club that always plays us tightly.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Is the lack of Paul Fenton reference one of those superstitions again?

In all seriousness, just beat them tonight. Getting 6 out of a possible 8 points wouldn't be a bad outcome against a club that always plays us tightly.

It's ok, I wasn't mentioned either.

I used to be a big deal around here... used to be able to throw a football over them mountains.

 

[AD Skinner]

I know they won't but it'd be cool to see these teams play red vs blue. The BJs in the cannon alts to avoid the red pants on red pants confusion. I think my dislike of this team is more because of their jerseys than their boring goony play style and fake tough guy coach, but its neck and neck.

 

[Chrispy]

I know they won't but it'd be cool to see these teams play red vs blue. The BJs in the cannon alts to avoid the red pants on red pants confusion. I think my dislike of this team is more because of their jerseys than their boring goony play style and fake tough guy coach, but its neck and neck.

Or go full Blue Jackets backstory and put Carolina in the Whaler grays,

 

[Joe McGrath]

I know they won't but it'd be cool to see these teams play red vs blue. The BJs in the cannon alts to avoid the red pants on red pants confusion. I think my dislike of this team is more because of their jerseys than their boring goony play style and fake tough guy coach, but its neck and neck.

Don’t they already have red pants on red pants confusion anyway?

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

It's ok, I wasn't mentioned either.

I used to be a big deal around here... used to be able to throw a football over them mountains.

You’re still a big deal, but maybe if you’re sensei would shed some wisdom on us again, you’d be a bigger deal.

 

[hockeynjune]

Wait, there's trophy's?

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

DO YOU REALIZE THAT IF YOU PUT THAT INTO THE POLL, I AM NOT GONNA USE A SMALL LETTER IN A GDT FOR ... QUITE SOME TIME.

You’re still a big deal, but maybe if you’re sensei would shed some wisdom on us again, you’d be a bigger deal.

ALSO, I AM MISSING "ROBO/HANK AND NEGAN AGREE ON SOMETHING".

 

[Tryamw]

I flew under the radar. Actually scratch that Wolfpuck and I share a line
Now if we win this we will have achieved 6 of 8 points the point counter thinks that this will aid our playoff chance. Besides I like wins

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

MY FRIENDS, MY ENEMIES, IT IS WITH GREATEST PRIDE... I WELCOME YOU HERE TONIGHT
NOW I INVITE YOU TO PLEASE, RELAX, PUT YOUR KEYBOARDS AWAY AS MRAZEKS VENGEANCE PROUDLY PRESENTS

YOUR DEMISE

MEET MY FRIENDS, MY NEW FRIENDS, THEY ALL COME ALIVE AND BEND
TO MY WHIMS AND TO MY WISHES WHICH OF COURSE, WILL MEAN YOUR END
SUCH A SKJEI, WHO CAN TELL? WHETHER HIT OR A SHOT FROM HELL
FAST WILL START TO BOUNCE AND BUBBLE ON THE ICE, YOU’RE IN TROUBLE

HE CAN FLY! INTO THE SKY, HOPE HIS ELBOW WILL CATCH YOUR EYE!
AND I MEAN IT IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY
SO TRY YOUR BEST AND DAMNDEST BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO GET PAST
MY NEW FRIENDS, YES MY FRIENDS, IT’S MY FRIENDS!

YOU’LL BE DEAD, VERY DEAD, MY NEW FRIENDS WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD
YOU’LL BE SKEWERD SHISHCABOBBED AND THEN YOUR RIBS CRACK WITH A POP!
ARE YOU SCARED? WELL THAT’S FAIR, I SEE HOW YOU WOULD DESPAIR
WHEN THE WEAPONS THAT RANGERS PUT DOWN START TO RISE UP AGAINST YOU NOW

AND THEY SLAM! AND THEY RAM! WITH MY FAVORITE STAAL AND SVECH
AND THEY’LL FU^K YOU UP ON THAT FACT YOU CAN BET!
HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR LIFE, BUT NOW YOU’LL SAY GOODBYE
TO MY NEW FRIENDS, AS THEY LEND ME A FIGURATIVE HAND, THEY’RE MY FRIENDS ITS YOUR END

...

THIS IS TECHNICALLY A RIPOFF OF A COVER.

THE SOURCE MATERIAL IS A ... DISNEY SONG OF ALL THINGS. BUT YOUTUBE ALGORITHM TOOK ME ON A JOURNEY THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS. SO HERE WE ARE.

I LIKE HAPPY SONGS THAT INCLUDE VIOLENCE.

 

[tarheelhockey]

But I live in Charlotte. Can we meet in Greensboro or something?

I'm thinking the closest equivalent location would be the Bojangles on Independence Blvd, next to Carpet Discount Warehouse.

 

[The Faulker 27]

I'm thinking the closest equivalent location would be the Bojangles on Independence Blvd, next to Carpet Discount Warehouse.

Perfect. I'll have something to roll the bodies up in.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I'm thinking the closest equivalent location would be the Bojangles on Independence Blvd, next to Carpet Discount Warehouse.

WHEN I INEVITABLY ARRIVE TO THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA I WILL REQUIRE A NATIVE GUIDE TO TOUR THE BOJANGLES. (AND THEIR RESPECTIVE PARKING LOTS)

 

[tarheelhockey]

WHEN I INEVITABLY ARRIVE TO THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA I WILL REQUIRE A NATIVE GUIDE TO TOUR THE BOJANGLES. (AND THEIR RESPECTIVE PARKING LOTS)

It's important to have a native guide to translate the local dialect into English.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

local dialect

I SPEAK FIST AND FOOT.

 

[Lempo]

Wait, there's trophy's?

That's how they squeeze them micropayments out of us.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

You’re still a big deal, but maybe if you’re sensei would shed some wisdom on us again, you’d be a bigger deal.

Ah, are you saying my "personally identifiable shtick" is dated, and that kept me off the list?

Makes sense. Gotta make room for more contemporary running gags from posters like, uhh, BD58.

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

WHEN I INEVITABLY ARRIVE TO THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA I WILL REQUIRE A NATIVE GUIDE TO TOUR THE BOJANGLES. (AND THEIR RESPECTIVE PARKING LOTS)

JUST REMEMBER THIS IS THE SOUTH SO IF YOU SHOUT PEOPLE MAY LOOK DOWN UPON YOU

 

[Incubajerks]

I took care of the cannon.

 

[Lempo]

How do you guys cut cheese in the Americas? I understand you don't have cheese slicers.

 

[raynman]

I SPEAK FIST AND FOOT.

Have you seen The Foot Fist Way? Danny McBride plays a karate instructor from North Carolina.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

JUST REMEMBER THIS IS THE SOUTH SO IF YOU SHOUT PEOPLE MAY LOOK DOWN UPON YOU

DOUBT THAT. I AM 6’4.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

How do you guys cut cheese in the Americas? I understand you don't have cheese slicers.

little bit of pressure with some leg movement

 

[Unsustainable]

Pls win

 

[Tryamw]

Ned in goal per Agent Smith Mike Smith