Olympics: What if Crosby and Malkin fight in the Olympic final?

[NewFang]

What if Ovechkin and Green fight.

Oh wait.

 

[Khabby]

just Crosby playing very intensely since this is final, that hes THE player for canada and that hes freaking awesome.. he hits Malkin who had the head a little down.. open ice hits..

Malkin falls and get up right away and he's just mad..like this time in the playoffs where he just unload a slap shot on Martin Biron in a breakaway..

He pushed Crosby and thats it the gloves are down !!

Crowd is like "AAAH"" and this just set the place in fire !!!

Then they both swing and break eachothers wrists on eachothers faces, and both are out for the rest of the season and playoffs

 

[JalapenoPeppa*]

Neither will fight in the Olympics because they're too valuable to their teams. At least not in an important game like a CAN/RUS game.

They'll definitely be taking face offs against each other at least.

I could see Geno freaking out on some Latvian or something

 

[ekcut]

Dude that would be totally awesome and what if when they were fighting Malkin pulled out a bow-staff and started crushing Crosby with it but then Chris Pronger jumps off the bench and yells "SID!" and throws Sid a bow-staff and just when you think Sid is out of it he comes back strong and they dual all over the ice and then Malkin pulls out a sword but then Crosby continues to use his bow-staff against Malkin and his sword and then an earthquake hits and the whole rink caves in and suddenly they're on a rock island in the middle of a lava ocean still fighting!!!!!!!!

What if Malkin is actually a giant chicken who gave Sid an expired coupon...

 

[CanadaBacon]

It would be two dudes ***** slapping each other and an arena full of people laughing at them.

Maybe some hair pulling, idk

 

[NinthSpoke06]

How are they going to fight if one of their teams isn't in the final?

 

[the_speedster]

How are they going to fight if one of their teams isn't in the final?

doh!

What if Ovechkin and Green fight.

Oh wait.

you sir... are cruel...



bravo!

 

[DatsyukOwns]

What if Ovechkin and Green fight.

Oh wait.

HAhahahahaa

 

[PaulieVegas]

I know this thread is supposed to be in good fun, but before talking about how Crosby and Malkin fighting in the finals, shouldn't Canada and Russia make the finals first? I mean, we're talking about two teams that finished 4th and 7th last time around after all, right?

Instead, let's talk about two players on the same NHL team that we know for sure will be playing each other. USA and Canada play on Feb. 21 and there's all kinds of NHL teammate overlap there. Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews going at it would be fun, yes? Maybe we'll get lucky and 5 guys with NHL team ties will all be on the ice at the same time and we could do 5 vs. 5. At the same time Kane and Toews are going at it, maybe Ryan Getzlaf can battle Bobby Ryan, Ryan Suter can duke it out with Shea Weber, Sidney Crosby can fight Brooks Orpik, and Tim Gleason can drop gloves with Eric Staal. Maybe they can do it "Survivor Series" style.

 

[Raym11]

itd be a slap fest

 

[TehBBA]

:pillow:

 

[Jack DiBiase]

I personally don't want to have a Rooney - C. Ronaldo incident at the Olympics, thank you very much.

Ha! Exactly what I was thinking. With the exception that I really want to see that happening.

 

[PaulieVegas]

itd be a slap fest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I01Ncx4VSno

 

[ronnyweed]

most likely is gonchar takes out OV with a knee on knee for payback.... this obviously only happens if the game is already out of reach either way

 

[vadim sharifijanov]

But at the medal ceremony, Gary Bettman comes out with Brian Burke to announce that Russia will have to play the US and Slovakia in a triple threat game. While Slovakia is distracting the refs and beating up the Russians in the stands, the United States is scoring uncontested goal after uncontested goal and wins gold after trouncing Russia and Slovakia 42-0-0.

as langenbrunner shakes hands with rene fasel to accept his medal, pronger and weber appear in the tunnel with their hands above their heads making some kind of maple leaf gang. the crowd gasps. they rush the podium and start double-teaming langenbrunner, but skate off before any of the other usa players get there to help. meanwhile, malkin and ovechkin take off their team russia jerseys to reveal... that they were wearing canada jerseys underneath. brian burke emerges from behind the bench with dion phaneuf, shirtless, oiled up, and wearing star-spangled banner tights. pierre maguire can't believe what's happening. nbc cuts to a commercial for 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS II: CANADA/USA STEEL CAGE MATCH, ONE NIGHT ONLY, MADISON SQUARE GARDENS, PAY PER VIEW, CONTACT YOUR CABLE PROVIDER FOR DETAILS.