hangman005
Mark Stones Spleen
"Get every ref to report to Area 51 NOW!"
"I've called you all here today to Conspiracy Central, to discuss our ongoing pro Vegas operations."
"As you know, we ceased abducting visiting teams and Injecting them with "Vegas Flu" after the families became suspicious"
"But as you all are aware Operation: Refs Blow was a monumental success. By only ever making calls in Vegas's favor we guaranteed them a Cup Finals appearance."
"But fans of the other teams are noticing, so I will now hand it over to Charlie who will run through this years plan"
"Thank you Gary, as you can see here the plan to help Vegas this year is to not help them, Coaches Challenges? Failed! Penalties? Call lots against them, 8 is a nice number. If another team takes a blatant penalty, you didn't see it. But make a weak call against them with 2 periods left to play, that's how we'll get them through"
"Question. Couldn't the opposition use the last 35 minutes or so to come back?"
"No, that's genius of it. It is impossible to respond to a bad call, it crushes your heart and spirit. Everyone knows that."
"Oh Gary! I'm glad I caught you. You forgot your laundry"
"Thank you Bill, You also forgot your laundry"
"To Evil"
"To Evil Indeed Bill"
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