Useless Thread MDCCXLII: #DiscordGangORDontBang

[darko]

@G F O P been back to Taiwan?

 

[John Price]

@VickAshley

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[Cheese Wagstaff]

Only one in the office today so really annoyed I wore pants.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Only one in the office today so really annoyed I wore pants.

Lousy two-legged pants....

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That annoying feeling when it's taking your pot of water on the stove ages to boil....

 

[VickAshley]

@VickAshley

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I will never understand what this is without a translation but thanks for tagging me anyways even though you have me on fake ignore.

Thanks.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I will never understand what this is without a translation but thanks for tagging me anyways even though you have me on fake ignore.

Thanks.

He wrote you a love letter in Russian

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Lousy two-legged pants....

Don't you hate pants?

 

[Mantis]

Jorts or gtfo

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Don't you hate pants?

At times.

 

[iGetThatBread]

What even is a "discord"?

 

[Siamese Dream]

@Ceremony while working today I came across a property called "Ceres Lodge"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What even is a "discord"?

That's for only the elite to know, peasant

 

[Ceremony]

@Ceremony while working today I came across a property called "Ceres Lodge"

I assume you mean this one: CERES LODGE FARMHOUSE, ADJOINING COTTAGES AND STABLE, Perlethorpe cum Budby - 1157265| Historic England

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Took more cough syrup

 

[Siamese Dream]

I assume you mean this one: CERES LODGE FARMHOUSE, ADJOINING COTTAGES AND STABLE, Perlethorpe *** Budby - 1157265| Historic England

Probably yeah, it was in the East Midlands somewhere anyway

In other news I am going to my first "Lib Dem pint" tonight

 

[Ceremony]

Probably yeah, it was in the East Midlands somewhere anyway

In other news I am going to my first "Lib Dem pint" tonight

mate just save your self-respect and start voting Green

 

[Siamese Dream]

mate just save your self-respect and start voting Green

That would be a bit awks considering I honestly really don't Carey that much about the environment

I remember watching Channel 4's "Hunted" and enjoying how the Green Party people the mayor of Sheffield bloke was staying with had some gas guzzling 4x4s in their drive

 

[Siamese Dream]

@CeremonyApparently one of the Lib Dems new policies is to abolish Ofsted

That's definitely up there on Corbyn levels of saying whatever you like because you'll never get elected and actually have to do it

 

[Ceremony]

@CeremonyApparently one of the Lib Dems new policies is to abolish Ofsted

That's definitely up there on Corbyn levels of saying whatever you like because you'll never get elected and actually have to do it

Must've been an awffy quick pint you had there

 

[Siamese Dream]

Must've been an awffy quick pint you had there

I've also been roped into standing as a "paper candidate" in the upcoming local elections

A paper candidate is for the areas where they know they won't win so you're literally just there as a presence on the ballot to give people a chance to vote Lib Dem. So I don't actually have to do anything like go canvassing and shit.

 

[Ceremony]

I've also been roped into standing as a "paper candidate" in the upcoming local elections

A paper candidate is for the areas where they know they won't win so you're literally just there as a presence on the ballot to give people a chance to vote Lib Dem. So I don't actually have to do anything like go canvassing and ****.

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Good luck with that, champ.

 

[Siamese Dream]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Good luck with that, champ.

I'm now officially more of a politician than any of the wannabees in the politics section

 

[Ceremony]

I'm now officially more of a politician than any of the wannabees in the politics section

A girl I knew at university convinced me to vote for her in something in 4th year, I'm ahead of you m8

 

[Siamese Dream]

A girl I knew at university convinced me to vote for her in something in 4th year, I'm ahead of you m8

What was that for? President of the English Literature society?

Or maybe Student Union LGBT+ rep or some other made-up shit like that