Useless Thread MDCCCXVI: Gary Bettman Depreciation Thread

[TheGreenTBer]

am currently eating an eggplant calzone

is good

 

[John Price]

YOU GOTTA FIGHT

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The bar is blaring the beastie boys

You gotta fight

You can afford to drink at bars yet you have to resort to eating nasty shit like putting cocktail shrimp in your chilli because your poor ass has no cocktail sauce.

And meat.

 

[John Price]

You can afford to drink at bars yet you have to resort to eating nasty shit like putting cocktail shrimp in your chilli because your poor ass has no cocktail sauce.

And meat.

There was cocktail sauce

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

There was cocktail sauce

Then why not be normal and dip your shrimp in that…moron.

 

[John Price]

Then why not be normal and dip your shrimp in that…moron.

Experimental

 

[John Price]

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Experimental

No. Just gross.

You’re Asian ffs…you should know how to respect shrimp and make good stuff with it.

and WANT to do that.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

And you’d think you’d be smart enough to know to not ruin chilli like that.

 

[John Price]

So many ads during my football

 

[TheGreenTBer]

YOU GOTTA FIGHT

for your right

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

To pAAAAAAAAAAAAARTaaaaayyy!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

To bad @John Price has never been to a real party.

 

[John Price]

Hop on the telly

Rustle a Jimmy

 

[John Price]

To bad @John Price has never been to a real party.

I need to go to one of Kent Paul's parties

 

[John Price]

Kent Paul relative of social media personalities Logan and Jake Paul

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Kent Paul relative of social media personalities Logan and Jake Paul

Not to be confused with Pa Kent, adoptive father of Superman

 

[Siamese Dream]

Kent Paul relative of social media personalities Logan and Jake Paul

Isn't he a pedo, if it's their dad I'm thinking of?

Or at least extremely creepy and harassed women half his age.

Like Gary Lineker's seedy brother who owns that club in Ibiza

 

[Siamese Dream]

Kent Paul was also a character in GTA

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I need to go to one of Kent Paul's parties

In the desert in ‘92??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Remember Maccer? @John Price

 

[John Price]

Remember Maccer? @John Price

Yes

 

[John Price]

Kent told me to go to the chef and I beat him up with his own knife lol

Did you see where I intimidated the witness then drove away but a cop stopped my car and dragged me out

In gta sa cops can't just grab your car door like that lol. It's harder to get wasted

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Kent told me to go to the chef and I beat him up with his own knife lol

Did you see where I intimidated the witness then drove away but a cop stopped my car and dragged me out

In gta sa cops can't just grab your car door like that lol. It's harder to get wasted

You mean busted

 

[John Price]

You mean busted