Useless Thread MDCCCVIII - Tales of Arise hype thread

[Kairi Zaide]

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[John Price]

You don't make UT though

 

[John Price]

Zom bae

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I won't get it day one but I will get it eventually

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

f*** that old boomer driving like a total prick on my way to work.

You spent your entire retirement fund on a Mercedes, big f***ing whoop.

I bet your children don't talk to you so they can shield their children from ever having to endure your miserable existence.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Even better, it was a 15 year old forgettable Mercedes.

"a 5.0-liter V8 that produces 302 horsepower at 5600 rpm"

How utterly inefficient, lirl

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I swear some people act like bigger dickheads than usual just because I have a loud exhaust.

No, I don't want to race you. You're driving a convertible coupe, I'm driving an SUV, I would f***ing hope your car is faster

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Even better, it was a 15 year old forgettable Mercedes.

"a 5.0-liter V8 that produces 302 horsepower at 5600 rpm"

How inefficient, lirl

I remember when 300 horsepower sounded like a shit load.

Nowadays a Civic Type R produces more power than that from a turbo I4 and is 18,000 times more fun to drive. Too bad it looks like shit.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What is the opposite of sleek? It looks just so busy and unappealing.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

It looks even worse from the back lol. Just hideous.

But christ almighty is that thing fun behind the wheel. Shifts like a dream, engine is tuned fabulously, handles better than any other FWD car I've ever driven.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Vtec, bro

 

[TheGreenTBer]

lmao i told you

 

[Tarantula]

What is the opposite of sleek? It looks just so busy and unappealing.

Seizure inducing...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Ridiculous spoiler.

Pointless rear diffuser.

Those fake mesh-looking vents.

3 tailpipes for some reason.

Wait, there's actually 2 spoilers.

Just hideous

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Vortex generators, lirl

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Seizure inducing...

I know it looks worth than death but trust me it is a freaking joy to drive.

Obviously as a self-respecting-on-some-days adult over 30 I can't and won't buy a car that looks like that but behind the wheel you are smiling the whole time.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

There was a Kia Telluride commercial I saw the other day where someone says "It looks like nothing else on the road", followed by someone else saying it looks like a Range Rover.

lol what, it's just like all the other generic SUVs out there

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

The NY accent makes this even better.

 

[PanthersPens62]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Crosby, 34, is no stranger to injury, having played in all 82 games just once in his storied career.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]