Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXVVI - @John Price Pretends To Have A Job!

[John Price]

The earlier the birds wake me up the more KBO I can watch

SUCK IT PHILLY SUCK IT DETROIT SUCK IT PITTSBURGH

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist.

Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA.

I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed.

Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it.

I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family.

Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

 

[John Price]

 

[Mantis]

Stfu @John Price

 

[John Price]

Stfu @John Price

go to sleep f***

 

[Mantis]

go to sleep f***

Did you meet that other guy at the game Monday?

 

[John Price]

Did you meet that other guy at the game Monday?

No they come too late

surprised you have the balls to come around here knowing full well that game will be brought up

way to no show bruins

at least swayman is better than that other Mook in net

 

[John Price]

it's sad that both swayman and that dude are better than rask. f*** rask was awful.

caps owned him too. you put it out of your memory but caps won like 20 straight against Boston from 2012 - 2021 rofl

 

[John Price]

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — T.J. Oshie scored into an empty net in the rare situation of a team pulling its goaltender in a tie game, and the Washington Capitals are in the playoffs after beating the Philadelphia Flyers 2-1 on Tuesday night.

Flyers coach John Tortorella pulled goalie Samuel Ersson for an extra attacker because his team needed to win in regulation to keep its hopes alive. The result allowed the Capitals to clinch a berth and eliminate the Pittsburgh Penguins — rivals for both teams finishing the regular season in Philadelphia — in improbable fashion with Oshie's goal with exactly 3 minutes left.

 

[John Price]

@Mantis f*** the Leafs I hope you shit talk our "mutual friend" from Toronto in the discord for me after bruins sweep their sorry asses

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Pittsburgh didn’t deserve to make it in honestly anyways.

They blew how many multi-goal leads this year?? And pissed away how many points by playing lazy, boring, slog-through-the-motions hockey for like 80% of ze season??

 

[John Price]

Pittsburgh didn’t deserve to make it in honestly anyways.

They blew how many multi-goal leads this year?? And pissed away how many points by playing lazy, boring, slog-through-the-motions hockey for like 80% of ze season??

Have fun playing whatever old ass SNES game / Duke Nukem game on your PC instead of watching playoff hockey lol

lol remember when you can go through a secret passage and skip through most of that level

 

[John Price]

But Penguins had won like 10 straight in regulation amirite NERDJOKOVIC

you f***ing penguins fans are dumb as rocks

no wonder @PanthersPens62 is such a golf fan...used to the Pens golfing this time every summer lol

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

But Penguins had won like 10 straight in regulation amirite NERDJOKOVIC

you f***ing penguins fans are dumb as rocks

no wonder @PanthersPens62 is such a golf fan...used to the Pens golfing this time every summer lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Meh…your Craps will be out in round 1 anyways.

They’ll trap themselves to sleep.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ned’s ok, but Jarry can f*** off to SLC and rot for all I care.

Dude makes Matt Murray look like prime-Hasek…

 

[John Price]

Ned’s ok, but Jarry can f*** off to SLC and rot for all I care.

Dude makes Matt Murray look like prime-Hasek…

 

[PanthersPens62]

Someone needs to be reminded how many Cups the Pens have compared to the Craps.

Good luck with that -37 goal differential........and good luck with the Rempe-ire State Building, Wilson ! !

Meanwhile.......100 days to Paris !!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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Typical Craps…..serving meals with no Cups…..

 

[John Price]

so much salt in this thread deal with it

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Legit LIRL’ed at “Rempe-ire State Building” @PanthersPens62

Also, hood morning!!!

 

[John Price]

penguins