Top 10 DOUCHE Indicators

[CRM 114]

Here are mine, in no particular order.

1. You drive a truck and proudly display a YETI sticker on it. (This really applies to any bumper sticker)

2. You wear a bandanna and lifting gloves to work out

3. You buy crypto and think you are an ALPHA male @The Crypto Guy

4. Customized license plate

5. Any aspiring 'Rap artist' with a Soundcloud think in their bio on social media

6. Call people nicknames like 'boss' and 'champ'

7. Keep stickers on your hats

8. Wear any sort of Jersey. Especially NBA tank jerseys

9. Post pictures of what you eat

10. Have a wedding hashtag and continue to use it after you're married


What are yours?

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[irunthepeg]

Buddy of mine owns Gymshark, which if you don't know is a leading, sports fitness clothing brand delivering superior gym, fitness and sports clothing and accessories. Anyway, guy is literally filthy rich and hands out dollar bills daily. Nice guy too. Real humble. He always snaps the boys his swag. Also he works out and is ****ing yuge. Not joking. He literally had bigger doorways put in his home to accommodate his huge biceps and triceps lol.

 

[Ceremony]

2. You wear a bandanna and lifting gloves to work out

@ThirdManIn

 

[CRM 114]

Buddy of mine owns Gymshark, which if you don't know is a leading, sports fitness clothing brand delivering superior gym, fitness and sports clothing and accessories. Anyway, guy is literally filthy rich and hands out dollar bills daily. Nice guy too. Real humble. He always snaps the boys his swag. Also he works out and is ****ing yuge. Not joking. He literally had bigger doorways put in his home to accommodate his huge biceps and triceps lol.

Does he wear a bandanna/lifting gloves and grunt when he does curls?

 

[VickAshley]

Does he wear a bandanna/lifting gloves and grunt when he does curls?

Is a head band okay to wear at the fitnesse centre or is that "*****-ey" to you? Also instead of lifting gloves is it okay to wear gloves with the fingers cut off? I'm asking because I do both of those things and also wear dark sunglasses too so I don't get caught looking at butts.

 

[CRM 114]

Is a head band okay to wear at the fitnesse centre or is that "*****-ey" to you? Also instead of lifting gloves is it okay to wear gloves with the fingers cut off? I'm asking because I do both of those things and also wear dark sunglasses too so I don't get caught looking at butts.

Don't be this guy

 

[ThirdManIn]

@ThirdManIn

I once handled a live wire with my bare hands because I'm concerned about my image.

 

[VickAshley]

I once handled a live wire with my bare hands because I'm concerned about my image.

Aren't you one of the guys that normally posts in the political forums who is constantly "slinging hatred" towards people that post inside of the lounge and now you are here posting in the lounge? How does that work?

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Aren't you one of the guys that normally posts in the political forums who is constantly "slinging hatred" towards people that post inside of the lounge and now you are here posting in the lounge? How does that work?

My god shut the f*** up. Please.

 

[VickAshley]

My god shut the **** up. Please.

Are you the one reporting my twitter to the mods?

 

[ThirdManIn]

Aren't you one of the guys that normally posts in the political forums who is constantly "slinging hatred" towards people that post inside of the lounge and now you are here posting in the lounge? How does that work?

No.

I was tagged in a post. Sorry if you melted a little.

 

[CRM 114]

No.

I was tagged in a post. Sorry if you melted a little.

@SoupyFIN

Reporting @ThirdManIn for rule infraction XVII aka derailing my thread. Thanks

 

[The Crypto Guy]

My god shut the **** up. Please.

Are you the one reporting my twitter to the mods?

Oh look..there he goes again talking to himself, trying to deflect the fact everyone here knows it's the same person.

This is really getting scary...dude needs help.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

No.

I was tagged in a post. Sorry if you melted a little.

Not as much as you melted on November 9th, 2016 in the early AM EST.

 

[ThirdManIn]

I was asleep.

 

[VickAshley]

I was asleep.

???

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Oh look..there he goes again talking to himself, trying to deflect the fact everyone here knows it's the same person.

This is really getting scary...dude needs help.

You literally think crypto currency is a real thing. How much more mentally disabled can you get?

 

[Ceremony]

Aren't you one of the guys that normally posts in the political forums who is constantly "slinging hatred" towards people that post inside of the lounge and now you are here posting in the lounge? How does that work?

Have you considered calling to have his car towed?

 

[iGetThatBread]

I was asleep.

Were you asleep when u fake ragequit because a team you watch frequently lost a couple games?

Imagine getting that emotional about a literal game lmao

 

[Hammettf2b]

5. Any aspiring 'Rap artist' with a Soundcloud think in their bio on social media

@irunthepeg

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wearing a sleeveless shirt when you don't have any muscles

@VickAshley

 

[VickAshley]

Wearing a sleeveless shirt when you don't have any muscles

@VickAshley

Let's see them fat guns, fat-boy. Either put up or st*u is what my mom always says so I'm saying it toward you, right into your m* face. Let's see 'em!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Fat guns > no guns

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Imagine being so convinced that one person has two accounts and being so wrong lmao

Then again, you think Crypto is real money... so, the stupidity makes sense.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We know you are an alt account of @VickAshley @tonyhawks77