The Beast of the East?

[HolyShot*]

What if Brown played in the East? Would he be a 50 goal guy? I'd like to think that he would.

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[Reclamation Project]

No way. Probably James Neal-ish numbers. 35-40 goals, 35-40 assists, 70-80 points.

 

[Arrhizal]

I'd like to think that too. Cause that would maybe make him a 30-35 goal guy in the West. Sadly, not.

 

[Reclamation Project]

I'd like to think that too. Cause that would maybe make him a 30-35 goal guy in the West. Sadly, not.

He'll be lucky to hit 20 this year.

 

[slappipappi]

No way. Probably James Neal-ish numbers. 35-40 goals, 35-40 assists, 70-80 points.

As long as he played with Crosby.

 

[deeshamrock]

What if Brown played in the East? Would he be a 50 goal guy? I'd like to think that he would.

No way. Only the elite get there, Ovie, Stamkos, etc, His skill set wouldn't change or his IQ or his skating ablity or puck handling or shoooting. He'd still be a 30 goal guy, that wouldn't change.
And the key to his success is his physical game, which is more suited for the West. He's on the perfect team here.

 

[HolyShot*]

I'd like to think that too. Cause that would maybe make him a 30-35 goal guy in the West. Sadly, not.

He has hit 35 goals on the kings.

 

[Axl Rhoadz]

What if Brown played in the East? Would he be a 50 goal guy? I'd like to think that he would.

Ugh, yeah...and Matt Frattin would be a 40 goal guy.

 

[Thrice]

He'll be lucky to hit 20 this year.

15 is much more realistic. He's been absolute garbage this season.

 

[Ron*]

Brown can't play in the East because the Kings will never be moved to the East. They are the farthest most West team there is in the NHL, unless Gary gets the bright idea that Honolulu deserves a franchise.

P.S. For those of you getting a slow start this Monday morning, the previous was all tongue-in-cheek from me. :/

 

[Jason Lewis]

Brown couldn't play in the east because he'd already have six-ten suspensions for destroying Crosby/Giroux/Letang.

 

[KingKopitar11*]

The East is bad to the point that I could put about 25 goals in a season.

 

[damacles1156]

Brown would be a 30 goal guy yearly in the East.

 

[Reclamation Project]

The East is bad to the point that I could put about 25 goals in a season.

Need a winger?

 

[Nashville Transplant]

What if Brown played in the East? Would he be a 50 goal guy? I'd like to think that he would.

Were your 1749 other posts this random and obscure? Seriously... why would Brown do any better in the East than the West, he'd still be falling at inopportune moments...

 

[KingKopitar11*]

Need a winger?

I have a pretty good shot and I'd add speed and size to the Kings

"Put me on coach! I feel it!"

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

It'll be hard for Brown to score 30+ goals (let alone 20+ this season) when he can't stay on his ****ing feet. He's without a doubt the worst skater on the team.

 

[Buddy The Elf]

He should stand by the net and score 30 off his ass like the main character in Goon.

 

[Wooty]

He has regressed this year. I don't know if he is hurt or something else but his skating is awful and whatever presence he used to bring is missing.

If he played in the East he would be the victim of every suspension getter that live on that coast.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

He should stand by the net and score 30 off his ass like the main character in Goon.

With Brown, that is asking for the impossible.

 

[HolyShot*]

Were your 1749 other posts this random and obscure? Seriously... why would Brown do any better in the East than the West, he'd still be falling at inopportune moments...

The post was obscure for a reason.

 

[Legionnaire]

Seriously?

 

[tigermask48]

Brown couldn't play in the east because he'd already have six-ten suspensions for destroying Crosby/Giroux/Letang.

Yep. He'd be even more hated than Lucic or Marchand. It'd be bad how many people he'd catch with their heads down and destroy.

 

[KingKopitar11*]

Seriously?

I know right lol.

 

[Anonymous028]

For ****s sake...