Tapping our Toenail`s into the New Year

[Jiminy Cricket]

We are Tapping our Toenail`s into the new year. My Great Grand Cousin Jerry gave me a new pair of Leopard print Legging`s from LuLuLemon. I look absolutely Stunning. We spent the hole night Making out, Legal in all 50 State`s. We are Tapping our Toenail`s into the New Year. Happy New Years from the Cricket Fambly to Your`s.

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[Jiminy Cricket]

I am clipping my Toenail`s right now. And i would like to reflect on my Deceased friend Señor Kilogram. Señor Kilogram fought in 17 World War`s. He would give u the Shoe`s off his feet. And then for whatever reason our Lord and Savior Gosh Christ decided to take his life in a automobile wreck. That is just the way the cookie Crumble`s sometime`s. And i would never question the Lord`s plan. Señor Kilogram was driving his Tesla Model 3 on the highway and Flipped his vehicle 17 time`s. Learn how to drive, Señor! I Guarantee he is burning in Heck right now, he Smoked cigarette`s and had multiple tattoo`s.