Injury Report: Simmonds' Mouth

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Leafblooded

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The guy is tough as nails but seriously, how and what does he eat? Do you guys think he wears prosthetics when he's not playing? Isn't it really unhealthy and destructive for your skull/jaw/etc to have so many teeth missing for so long? You can't say the guys not 100% dedicated. I'd have wanted my teeth back. I know he's on legue minimum but can't the boys all pitch in for a couple implants or something? Somewhere James Neal is shaking his head smugly every time poor Wayne takes another sip of smoothie. Is this cruel and unusual punishment? If you didn't know he was a hockey player you'd think he has scurvy
 
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