pfft. whatever. You're not even a mod anymore. What does your opinion matter?
My dad has a cautionary saying about leaving your future in the hands of people who are not smart enough to figure out how to get out of jury duty....
I jest, I jest.
Rumor: Sharks and Couture working towards extension
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My dad has a cautionary saying about leaving your future in the hands of people who are not smart enough to figure out how to get out of jury duty....
I jest, I jest.
The Nemesis
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Being a mod isn't really the same thing as jury duty. It's more like all those sitcom plots where you go to a restaurant and because you can't pay the bill they put you to work in the kitchen. Except here there was no bill to pay. And you don't get let go once you've paid the debt. Because there really isn't a debt. But you just keep on working. And instead of just cleaning dishes your job is basically to get yelled at by customers who don't know what they want. And the restaurant is kind of like one of those Chuck E Cheese type kids places where they just let customers chuck peanut shells on the floor and not clean up after themselves and behave like feral little 12-year-olds even if the staff have meltdowns and there's constantly jumpers on the roof.
You know what? when I put it like that, it sounds really, really bad. And maybe makes me sound a little crazy.
PacificOceanPotion
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You need a raise.......a cup raiseBeing a mod isn't really the same thing as jury duty. It's more like all those sitcom plots where you go to a restaurant and because you can't pay the bill they put you to work in the kitchen. Except here there was no bill to pay. And you don't get let go once you've paid the debt. Because there really isn't a debt. But you just keep on working. And instead of just cleaning dishes your job is basically to get yelled at by customers who don't know what they want. And the restaurant is kind of like one of those Chuck E Cheese type kids places where they just let customers chuck peanut shells on the floor and not clean up after themselves and behave like feral little 12-year-olds even if the staff have meltdowns and there's constantly jumpers on the roof.
You know what? when I put it like that, it sounds really, really bad. And maybe makes me sound a little crazy.
Where's the dislike button?
I'm not sure you would enjoy the dislike button as much as you think... Interesting that you used the dead horse emoji... I think that's probably what you have tattooed on your lower back.
I'd be happy with 8x8M
He ain't gonna be our next Captain though. If Pavelski gets traded or walks in Free Agency next offseason, out next captian will be Tavares
He ain't gonna be our next Captain though. If Pavelski gets traded or walks in Free Agency next offseason, out next captian will be Tavares
Led Zappa
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I'd be happy with 8x8M
He ain't gonna be our next Captain though. If Pavelski gets traded or walks in Free Agency next offseason, out next captian will be Tavares
Even Jumbo didn't get it right away. I could see Couture or Vlasic.
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Vlasic is probably too much of an asshole to be captain based on his interviews. While they're both straight to the point with the way they talk, Vlasic seems way more aggro.
Maladroit
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Who knows if it even matters to Tavares but if it does I would absolutely promise him the captaincy in order to entice him to sign. IIRC one of the reasons we lost out on Chara back in 2006 was that Boston promised him the C while Wilson refused to.
I'm not sure you would enjoy the dislike button as much as you think... Interesting that you used the dead horse emoji... I think that's probably what you have tattooed on your lower back.
The dead horse tramp stamp. Truly epic.
rangerssharks414
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I've seen this before on here, but I don't remember it when it happened (since that's more than a decade ago).
Maladroit
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All I remember from that offseason is the cap dump Malakhov trade with the Devils.
hotcabbagesoup
why u guys want Celebrini, he played like a weenie
Being a mod isn't really the same thing as jury duty. It's more like all those sitcom plots where you go to a restaurant and because you can't pay the bill they put you to work in the kitchen. Except here there was no bill to pay. And you don't get let go once you've paid the debt. Because there really isn't a debt. But you just keep on working. And instead of just cleaning dishes your job is basically to get yelled at by customers who don't know what they want. And the restaurant is kind of like one of those Chuck E Cheese type kids places where they just let customers chuck peanut shells on the floor and not clean up after themselves and behave like feral little 12-year-olds even if the staff have meltdowns and there's constantly jumpers on the roof.
You know what? when I put it like that, it sounds really, really bad. And maybe makes me sound a little crazy.
They have Chuck E Cheeses in Canada?! Thought it was a San Jose-thing.
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