Saturday's MVP ward, corvo, or chantel??

[OntarioFisherman*]

What a great start to the season. Who exactly should get the MVP award for worst performance last night to Florida's record turnout of 2,000 fans. Say who and why, I have listed some choices below...

1) Ward for sitting at a coin flip save percentage, giving up 4 goals in around 8 shots.

2) Corvo for looking like a psycho and being a huge asset to our already stellar defense.

3) Chantel for clearly being hired for her interviewing skills/hockey knowledge and not her looks.

BONUS CHOICE
4) Tripp for saying, after the canes were down 5-1, "call me crazy but if the canes can get another goal I think they have a shot at this game".

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[normalpsychology]

Gonna have to go with

 

[bb99]

corvo.

stupid ginger beard wanna be Commodore non defensive defenseman.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Early thread of the year candidate. OntarioFisherman's a nice touch.

 

[FiveForSmiling]

Gonna have to go with

I choose this.

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

How many accounts does this guy have?

 

[OntarioFisherman*]

How many accounts does this guy have?

how much free time you got bruh?

Don't hate on me, hate on corvo. I am my own man

 

[Mr Whipple]

Gonna have to go with

That pic just isn't right. Should have a beach ball going past instead of a puck.

 

[gocanes88]

Gonna have to go with

 

[Novacane]

how much free time you got bruh?

Don't hate on me, hate on corvo. I am my own man

You clearly have never seen ixcuincle or Krishna.

and are 2nd/3rd/4th account

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

5 bucks said this is account is a sock puppet courtesy of Joe Corvo.

 

[OntarioFisherman*]

You clearly have never seen ixcuincle or Krishna.

I am new here, pleasured to meet you all

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

EDIT: PublicEnemy didn't like this so I'm taking it down.

 

[tomdundo]

OntarioFisherman is my new favorite account, regardless of who it actually is.

If we were to do another "top posters" poll, he would get my vote until he wins.

If he was to go fishing in Ontario, I would go with him.

If he was my girlfriend, I'd call him "Babe."

If he was Joe Corvo, I would spare his life.

If he was to go visit Anton, I'd pack him a bagged lunch.

If he was to be responsible for the "Slap Puck Goal" commercial, I would suddenly decide I don't hate it.

If he was Tuomo Ruutu, I'd hang out with him in a Finnish hot tub.

If he was Dan Ellis I'd start him over Cam Ward.

If he was Cody I'd start visiting the Canes Facebook page again.

If he was Eric Staal I would do whatever it took to take out Jeff Skinner.

If he was Tripp Tracy, watershed.



OntarioFisherman, whoever you are, I love you. Never post with your old account again.

I didn't have a problem with this post until this point. After that, it went way downhill.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I didn't have a problem with this post until this point. After that, it went way downhill.

It was simply tribute to this thread, however unworthy.

 

[OntarioFisherman*]

OntarioFisherman is my new favorite account, regardless of who it actually is.

If we were to do another "top posters" poll, he would get my vote until he wins.

If he was to go fishing in Ontario, I would go with him.

If he was my girlfriend, I'd call him "Babe."

If he was Joe Corvo, I would spare his life.

If he was to go visit Anton, I'd pack him a bagged lunch.

If he was to be responsible for the "Slap Puck Goal" commercial, I would suddenly decide I don't hate it.

If he was Tuomo Ruutu, I'd hang out with him in a Finnish hot tub.

If he was Dan Ellis I'd start him over Cam Ward.

If he was Cody I'd start visiting the Canes Facebook page again.

If he was Eric Staal I would do whatever it took to take out Jeff Skinner.

If he was Tripp Tracy, watershed.



OntarioFisherman, whoever you are, I love you. Never post with your old account again.

Thank you my friend... thank you!

 

[DaveG]

... what the hell is going on here?

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

... what the hell is going on here?

Sip on the meth-laced-Kool-Aid Dave, everyone's doing it!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

... what the hell is going on here?

This board has become a bizarre parody of itself since the game, and it's spectacular.

 

[HisIceness]

Babe Winkleman was the MVP.

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

Screw this, I'm going to the Jets board.

Accept me, Guerzy!!!

 

[DaveG]

This board has become a bizarre parody of itself since the game, and it's spectacular.

seriously, a guy has APA cities for 2 days in it goes from bizarre to... well still bizarre but in an even more bizarre new way. Whatever this is though is outright glorious.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

I am so confused right now.

EDIT - I must need meth.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I'm trying to decide which piece of BCC work is better, this thread, or that Tripp and John conversation in the pre-game thread where he perfectly predicts Tripp blaming Pitkanen for a Sangs own goal.

 

[Novacane]

I'm trying to decide which piece of BCC work is better, this thread, or that Tripp and John conversation in the pre-game thread where he perfectly predicts Tripp blaming Pitkanen for a Sangs own goal.

Definitely that. The scary part was I could hear it in my head and be convinced that Tripp would say something like that.