Bryanbryoil
Pray For Ukraine
- Sep 13, 2004
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It's a good thing that Holland doesn't look after the hen house, because by the time that he did something they'd all be eaten.
"Uh we need eggs, we used to have 20 a day, then 19, then 18, then 17, then 16 and then 15. I'd find feathers and blood but I just figured that the solution would be inside of the hen house. Well then there were 14 eggs a day, then 13, then 12, then 11, then 10, then 9, then 8. I'd find chewed up chicken feet so I decided that the hens were hungry and eating each other so I started to feed them more and more even though there were less hens left. Then there was 7 eggs a day, then 6, then 5, then 4, then 3, so I changed their water to bottled water because something must be in their water according to Nicholson. Then 2, then 1, and then all of the hens were dead and there were no more eggs. So I went into the hen house to see if by some chance I missed any eggs the day before and instead I found a great big and fat fox in there. So I thought, hey, if it's that fat, maybe it will lay some eggs for me? Long story short, 20 hens are dead and I've been feeding a fox for the last 2 months after the hens died hoping that it will lay me some damn eggs, no luck so far but I still would wager that the solution is inside that hen house."
"Uh we need eggs, we used to have 20 a day, then 19, then 18, then 17, then 16 and then 15. I'd find feathers and blood but I just figured that the solution would be inside of the hen house. Well then there were 14 eggs a day, then 13, then 12, then 11, then 10, then 9, then 8. I'd find chewed up chicken feet so I decided that the hens were hungry and eating each other so I started to feed them more and more even though there were less hens left. Then there was 7 eggs a day, then 6, then 5, then 4, then 3, so I changed their water to bottled water because something must be in their water according to Nicholson. Then 2, then 1, and then all of the hens were dead and there were no more eggs. So I went into the hen house to see if by some chance I missed any eggs the day before and instead I found a great big and fat fox in there. So I thought, hey, if it's that fat, maybe it will lay some eggs for me? Long story short, 20 hens are dead and I've been feeding a fox for the last 2 months after the hens died hoping that it will lay me some damn eggs, no luck so far but I still would wager that the solution is inside that hen house."
