HF Habs: Out of Town Thread: 2024 Playoff Edition

[wikiwa]

On the plus side for the Laffs, they WON the 3rd period. Nice job, guys!

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[Mrb1p]

The Vegas feed is so bad on RDS I can barely hear the game

 

[sheed36]

Keefe said the doctor pulled Matthews from the game, maybe it was more of a severe cramp due to dehydration

Not sure what the issue is but be certainly was laboring out there in that clip CBC showed of him after the game.

 

[waffledave]

I had food poisoning a month ago and was up at 7 for my prep shift. You just push through, especially if you're paid 13 fkn millions in a do or die.

If you can't stop shitting what are you supposed to do? There is no holding it in. There is no pushing through. I literally shit myself unconscious. My wife wanted to call an ambulance but I refused because the last thing I wanted was to shit all night in a f***ing hospital toilet. I decided I would rather possibly die at home on my toilet than move anymore.

 

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[McGees]

But if he's truly sick, then it's hard to know just how much he's playing through.

Mathews is absolutely lethal, but sometime happened over this past week where he is just a shell of himself, so that why I think something more is going on with his health.

Just a case of the poops. He’s never elite during playoffs.

 

[Gustave]

If you can't stop shitting what are you supposed to do? There is no holding it in. There is no pushing through. I literally shit myself unconscious. My wife wanted to call an ambulance but I refused because the last thing I wanted was to shit all night in a f***ing hospital toilet. I decided I would rather possibly die at home on my toilet than move anymore.

I’ve had the “pleasure” of having to do that in the dry toilet seat right in the goddamn hospital room. I was in isolation… so it was GOD AWFUL, I hear you.

 

[22Brad Park]

Sportsnet mistake

 

[waffledave]

I’ve had the “pleasure” of having to do that in the dry toilet seat right in the goddamn hospital room. I was in isolation… so it was GOD AWFUL, I hear you.

A few years back I was in the hospital for about a week, in the ER sharing a ward with 3 others. The toilet was literally filled with blood. I never want to shit in a hospital ever again.

 

[LaP]

If you can't stop shitting what are you supposed to do? There is no holding it in. There is no pushing through. I literally shit myself unconscious. My wife wanted to call an ambulance but I refused because the last thing I wanted was to shit all night in a f***ing hospital toilet. I decided I would rather possibly die at home on my toilet than move anymore.

The last time i was sick i was sitting on the toilet and while i was shitting liquid i had to vomit at the same time. I could not stand up to vomit in the sink so i had to aim in between my legs while sitting on the toilet shitting what was left of my intestine at the same time. Two birds one stone i guess ... Needless to say not everything that came out of my mouth went between the legs ... luckily my toilet is right next to the shower. It's impressive how much shit and partially digested food the stomach and intestine can hold. I think i have ptsd from that night. Not sure i would have been able to play hockey that night ...

 

[Gustave]

A few years back I was in the hospital for about a week, in the ER sharing a ward with 3 others. The toilet was literally filled with blood. I never want to shit in a hospital ever again.

If I could I’d give you a hug, I totally feel you

 

[TheBuriedHab]

Keefe said the doctor pulled Matthews from the game, maybe it was more of a severe cramp due to dehydration

He played the full game Thursday when he apparently had the worst of it. 3 days later, I have a hard time thinking he was pulled because of illness. That replay looked like he pulled/tore something. Keefe is lying, which is fine, its playoffs.

 

[Ezpz]

Leafs players too worried about unpaid overtime so they lose first round every year.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Can we stop talking about shit, please. It's bad enough I'm forcing myself to watch the Leafs play.

 

[Stive Morgan]

Great move Seguin, but you gotta elevate that puck buddy.

 

[HuGo Sham]

Can we stop talking about shit, please. It's bad enough I'm forcing myself to watch the Leafs play.

lol still gotta find out wtf you guys were diagnosed with besides the squirts.
MRSA? Food poisoning?

 

[MarkovsKnee]

lol still gotta find out wtf you guys were diagnosed with besides the squirts.
MRSA? Food poisoning?

I've been perfectly fine.

No squirting here.

 

[Wateredgarden]

So the Quebecers who are supporting the leafs, is it a Ontarian student thing or something like that?

 

[the valiant effort]

How do you let McNabb snipe like that, Jake?

 

[Runner77]

The last time i was sick i was sitting on the toilet and while i was shitting liquid i had to vomit at the same time. I could not stand up to vomit in the sink so i had to aim in between my legs while sitting on the toilet shitting what was left of my intestine at the same time. Two birds one stone i guess ... Needless to say not everything that came out of my mouth went between the legs ... luckily my toilet is right next to the shower. It's impressive how much shit and partially digested food the stomach and intestine can hold. I think i have ptsd from that night. Not sure i would have been able to play hockey that night ...

You have just opened a Pandora’s box for @Toene.

 

[Stive Morgan]

Knew Eichel was scoring that shorty as soon as he got the 2-on-1

Oettinger falling apart

 

[Gustave]

Oettinger, blocker side high.
Rinse, repeat.

 

[David Suzuki]

Suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked territory

 

[Runner77]

Where is the Dallas game feed from for the game shown on SN? Broadcaster sounds like a super Vegas homer.

 

[Gustave]

Where is the Dallas game feed from for the game shown on SN? Broadcaster sounds like a super Vegas homer.

Rogers cutting costs…
See: Amazon prime Canada Monday package.