Half-Assed GDT: One more time

[Ted Hoffman]

I got really good farts but would you want to smell them?

I mean, when you're a teenager with friends you're hell yeah I wanna smell that fart, OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING, LOL, that was a good one, here smell mine back! but then you get older and ...

 

[GoldenSeal]

I mean, when you're a teenager with friends you're hell yeah I wanna smell that fart, OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING, LOL, that was a good one, here smell mine back! but then you get older and ...

...realize that you've gone from thinking you're the shit to just being shit. Le sigh.

 

[TheDizee]

these guys look like goofs with these tuxedos, embarrassing.

 

[joe galiba]

hes not a gamebreaker. hes not even a PPG player in the current era which has seen massive bloated scoring totals now.

tarasenko pre injury was a gamebreaker AND was not a nightmare defensively like kyrou is and forever will be.

reminds me of that defenseman we traded for one time
he sucks, he will never be anything, just cut hime now, he is horrid,
what do you mean he has a Hart and a Norris and is in the HOF
I saw him play, I formed my opinion, he sucks and forever will suck, I am right and you are wrong

 

[Hrkac Circus]

Binner looking sharp.

 

[Snubbed4Vezina]

I get so envious every time I see Miro Heiskanen play.

 

[TheDizee]

reminds me of that defenseman we traded for one time
he sucks, he will never be anything, just cut hime now, he is horrid,
what do you mean he has a Hart and a Norris and is in the HOF
I saw him play, I formed my opinion, he sucks and forever will suck, I am right and you are wrong

comparing kyrou to HOF players is as laughable as the folks who compared him to pat kane lmao

 

[joe galiba]

comparing kyrou to HOF players is as laughable as the folks who compared him to pat kane lmao

no, someone who forms an opinion and then decides that it is reality forever in spite of any evidence otherwise… I honestly feel sorry for you

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

I get so envious every time I see Miro Heiskanen play.

Imagine being Philly and passing on him, Makar, and Pettersson (I know injuries ruined Patrick but still)

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

these guys look like goofs with these tuxedos, embarrassing.

wtf is that ?

 

[joe galiba]

the Stars depth is amazing

 

[Ted Hoffman]

Well, like the boys did a handful of times this season, I'm mailing it in early. It's been a great season, ladies and gents. Let's regroup in a few days when the playoffs start, where we'll probably bitch some about who wins series and spend way too much time trying to figure out this roster for '24-25.

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

Rob Thom!

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

right

 

[Hrkac Circus]

Thomas!

 

[Davimir Tarablad]

90 is still on the board for Thomas

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

that dude is still slurping dallas

 

[Snubbed4Vezina]

Robert Thomas is so cool.

 

[GoldenSeal]

the Stars depth is amazing

Thomas says hello. Binny hangs up the phone. The rest of the team slowly follows Sammy and Toro's lead and continues hitting people.

 

[taylord22]

Really rough game for Hayes, so far. And a strong one from Dean — he can move.

 

[GoldenSeal]

Really rough game for Hayes, so far. And a strong one from Dean — he can move.

Hayes was a mistake imo but could easily have been worse. He just needs to go. Dean knows he needs to step up and show something yesterday, so I'm not trusting his 'sudden hustle' right now.

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

who is doing tjhe color ....... dude is dog shit

 

[GoldenSeal]

BENCH PERU DAMMIT. WTF DUDE.

 

[Xerloris]

Slash across the hands, then proceeds to show replay of it not touching the hands and getting nothing but stick.

 

[Blueston]

peru in the box seems redundant. him being on the ice is penalty enough.