This is so awesome, I'm gonna bash this Asian hockey expert!
When it [hockey puck] is not zipping across the rink like a photon leaping at superluminal velocity from the violent fission of a radioactive nucleus, it is lost in a whirr of flailing limbs and flying sticks, obscured by large angry men, padded and wadded as if carrying out essential maintenance work to the sun.
He proves, that he understands sunlight process regarding photons, but I wouldn't call exactly appropriate to draw analogies between a puck and a photon just to boast with your very high intelligence and poetic thinking!
Perhaps they were being distracted by the frequent blasts of funfair music that accompanied any break in play.
Hockey music, moron, it's been played around the world, in almost every single arena, they're used to the crap, professionals are not distracted by noise. They do the same thing in Canada. You know, the place where hockey is like a religion?
Unfortunately, despite its ostensibly tantalising purport, “penalty to GB†meant it was Britain being penalised.
Ah, yes, football chauvinism. You know there are other sports beside football or should I call it soccer (he he he)?
Then Britain scored. It happened as abruptly as that. Such is the blinding speed of the game that the naked eye is often ill-equipped to keep pace.
Well, sorry, that they don't play slower just so that you can enjoy the game with a cup of tea and few months old cookies.
