GDT: Not The Biggest Game Of The Year (Bruins vs Canes)

[Tryamw]

I'll try I'll play on a low cost PTO for one game (I'll be horrid but )

 

[Wolfpuck]

How mad will this team be over this? Enough to beat Tampa?

We don't beat Tampa

Ever

 

[Breakdowns]

How mad will this team be over this? Enough to beat Tampa?

Us and beating Tamp is not going together

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I haven’t been f***ed like that since grade school.

 

[Canes]

We don't beat Tampa

Ever

This team also does not get mad about anything

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Hey, just asking for a friend here, but does anybody know if kidnapping a player from another team is a violation of the CBA? Like if Bergeron and Khudobin just happened to pass out on their way back to the Boston dressing room and wake up on the team plane back to Carolina and they were shown a contract they signed with us...that can't be a violation right? Just asking for my good friends Don Prancis and Will Meters.

 

[Breakdowns]

Islanders have lost 5 in a row, didn`t even notice before

 

[Canes]

I haven’t been ****ed like that since grade school.

That's... dark, man

 

[DaJackal]

Darling in the net means we lose this one like 1:7

 

[HisIceness]

Didn't lose 8-1. #babysteps

 

[Breakdowns]

Hey, just asking for a friend here, but does anybody know if kidnapping a player from another team is a violation of the CBA? Like if Bergeron and Khudobin just happened to pass out on their way back to the Boston dressing room and wake up on the team plane back to Carolina and they were shown a contract they signed with us...that can't be a violation right? Just asking for my good friends Don Prancis and Will Meters.

Perfectly fine in my book, we can edit CBA`s if needed.

 

[Breakdowns]

Just Canes things my man

 

[Tryamw]

Darling in the net means we lose this one like 1:7

#$@# you drunken prognostication! So accurate so poisonous.

 

[HisIceness]

How mad will this team be over this? Enough to beat Tampa?

Oh God that's our next opponent?

 

[Canes]

Hey, just asking for a friend here, but does anybody know if kidnapping a player from another team is a violation of the CBA? Like if Bergeron and Khudobin just happened to pass out on their way back to the Boston dressing room and wake up on the team plane back to Carolina and they were shown a contract they signed with us...that can't be a violation right? Just asking for my good friends Don Prancis and Will Meters.

Can we even do that right? We would end up taking Schaller and their equipment guy somehow.

 

[Tryamw]

Oh God that's our next opponent?

Yes... Tuesday so we'll be out of a playoff spot I figure by then.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Perfectly fine in my book, we can edit CBA`s if needed.

I mean we wouldn't be leaving the Bruins down two players, just leave Kruger and Darling behind in our dressing room with a bow on their heads and voila,we're even steven.

 

[Breakdowns]

#$@# you drunken prognostication! So accurate so poisonous.

Guys, you know this team, I don`t know why you are even surprised, I am sure we can all predict score like that LOL

 

[HisIceness]

Yes... Tuesday so we'll be out of a playoff spot I figure by then.

Well at least Dundon will have time to take them out for Topgolf and steak dinners before then.

I wish I could perform horribly at my job and be rewarded with steak dinners and top golf outings.

 

[Bub]

Oh God that's our next opponent?

Tampa then a back-to-back against the Caps. This "critical stretch" just got a lot darker.

 

[Breakdowns]

I mean we wouldn't be leaving the Bruins down two players, just leave Kruger and Darling behind in our dressing room with a bow on their heads and voila,we're even steven.

 

[Anton Babchuk]

Skinner is now a -17, worst on the team by a mile. Can't wait until the team drops out of the playoff hunt and he goes on an insane scoring streak and we get the usual "LOL I can't believe you idiots wanted to trade him. You can't expect to someone to score goals and also play defense at the same time. Skinner is incredibly good and should in fact be captain."

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Well at least Dundon will have time to take them out for Topgolf and steak dinners before then.

I wish I could perform horribly at my job and be rewarded with steak dinners and top golf outings.

Just saying, but the Topgolf outing was right before the team went on its most recent streak. If that helps grant us another streak, send 'em to Topgolf ASAP.

 

[Tryamw]

Well at least Dundon will have time to take them out for Topgolf and steak dinners before then.

I wish I could perform horribly at my job and be rewarded with steak dinners and top golf outings.

It's Easy... Become a CEO of a Fortune 500 Company Lose tons of Market cap. Enjoy the gold in the parachute when fired.

 

[Canes]

Skinner is now a -17, worst on the team by a mile. Can't wait until the team drops out of the playoff hunt and he goes on an insane scoring streak and we get the usual "LOL I can't believe you idiots wanted to trade him. You can't expect to someone to score goals and also play defense at the same time. Skinner is incredibly good and should in fact be captain."

Yeah I'm sure we would be able to get fair value back by trading him given this illustrious praise.

Also, love the timing of this post. Reminds me how I wait until Cam or Rask do something bad until dropping my hot takes.