NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread Part Two - pit Is On The Clock

[Hollywood Cannon]

Welcome To The 20/21 Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot!

Thread #1: NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - Chinatown88 Is On The Clock
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We have gathered 21 posters that will reconstruct the NHL as we know it. As it stands now the goal is to draft a Home City for your team to play in, a star player, a head coach, an owner, and a general manager.

I would like to have some discussion before we finalize everything with regards to the draft as a whole.

• Whole premise will be viewed in a 2020 scope. You're getting player/GM/coach as they are now, not in their prime.
• We're going to do a full starting lineup (LW - C - RW, LD-RD, G).
• Star Player must be designated as a Star Player when drafted.
• Any cities in United States / Canada. It doesn't have to be a current NHL city.
• You can pick an owner that is not currently an NHL owner BUT they must own or have owned a sports franchise at some point in time.
• You can draft one past star player just because to put off to the side for no real discernible reason.
• We're doing a snake draft
• GM position can be any person in a current Front Office position.

Current Star Player
Owner
City
General Manager
Head Coach
LW - C - RW
LD - RD
G
Past Star Player
Arena

Click to read more...

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Draft Board:

Round One:

1. @Young Sandwich - Montreal
2. @Defect - Wayne Gretzky
3. @FlyTimmo - Bobby Orr
4. @pit - Connor McDavid
5. @Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas
6. @Chinatown88 - Hay-On-Wye
7. @bennysflyers16 - Toronto
8. @FlyerNutter - Dave Hakstol
9. @BernieParent - Tampa Bay
10. @Rebels57 - Gordie Howe
11. @DancingPanther - Providence
12. @Strawberry Fields - Nathan MacKinnon
13. @JojoTheWhale - New York City
14. @CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle
15. @Ghosts Beer - Auston Matthews
16. @BiggE - Jacksonville
17. @GKJ - Philadelphia
18. @Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec City
19. @Chuck Downie - Eric Lindros
20. @ajgoal - Los Angeles

Round Two:

1. ajgoal - Steve Yzerman (GM)
2. Chuck Downie - John Candy
3. Captain Dave Poulin - Fenway Sports Group
4. GKJ - Alexander Ovechkin
5. BiggE - Vince McMahon
6. Ghosts Beer - Leon Draisaitl
7. CanadianFlyer88 - Steve Ballmer
8. JojoTheWhale - Mark Cuban
9. Strawberry Fields - Vancouver
10. DancingPanther - Ron Hextall (GM)
11. Rebels57 - Victor Hedman
12. BernieParent - Sidney Crosby
13. FlyerNutter - Iqaluit
14. bennysflyers16 - Bobby Clarke
15. Chinatown88 - Mikhail Prokhorov
16. Hollywood Couturier - Joe Sakic (GM)
17. pit - Chicago
18. FlyTimmo - Boston
19. Defect - Bill Murray
20. Young Sandwich - Stan Kroenke

Round Three:

1. @Young Sandwich - @Striiker (GM)
2. @Defect - St. Paul
3. @FlyTimmo - Bill Belichick
4. @pit - Dietrich Mateschitz
5. @Hollywood Couturier - The Walt Disney Company
6. @Chinatown88 - Ron Francis (GM)
7. @bennysflyers16 - Claude Giroux
8. @FlyerNutter - Pitbull
9. @BernieParent - Molson-Coors
10. @Rebels57 - Portland, OR
11. @DancingPanther - Brayden Point
12. @Strawberry Fields - Jeff Vinik
13. @JojoTheWhale - Elias Pettersson
14. @CanadianFlyer88 - Carter Hart
15. @Ghosts Beer - David Pastrnak
16. @BiggE - Igor Shestyorkin
17. @GKJ - Sean Couturier
18. @Captain Dave Poulin - Cale Makar
19. @Chuck Downie - Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
20. @ajgoal - Claude Julien

Round Four:

1. ajgoal - Sebastian Aho
2. Chuck Downie - Don Cherry
3. Captain Dave Poulin - Sam Hallam
4. GKJ - Quinn Hughes
5. BiggE - Artemi Panarin
6. Ghosts Beer - Roman Josi
7. CanadianFlyer88 - Jack Eichel
8. JojoTheWhale - Charlie McAvoy
9. Strawberry Fields - Miro Heiskanen
10. DancingPanther - Thomas Chabot
11. Rebels57 - Daryl Morey
12. BernieParent - Alex Pietrangelo
13. FlyerNutter - Matt Barzal
14. bennysflyers16 - Mark Stone
15. Chinatown88 - Pierre Luc-Dubois
16. Hollywood Couturier - Nikita Kucherov
17. pit - Connor Hellebuyck
18. FlyTimmo - Peter Chiarelli
19. Defect - Rod Brind'Amour
20. Young Sandwich - Aleksander Barkov

Round Five:

1. @Young Sandwich - Dougie Hamilton
2. @Defect - Paul Holmgren
3. @FlyTimmo - Tyler Seguin
4. @pit - Andrei Svechnikov
5. @Hollywood Couturier - Mark Scheifele
6. @Chinatown88 - Colton Parayko
7. @bennysflyers16 - The Whitney Forum
8. @FlyerNutter - Zach Werenski
9. @BernieParent - Alex Appleyard
10. @Rebels57 - Mika Zibanejad
11. @DancingPanther - Ilya Samsonov
12. @Strawberry Fields - Mikko Rantanen
13. @JojoTheWhale - Adam Fox
14. @CanadianFlyer88 - Rasmus Dahlin
15. @Ghosts Beer - John Carlson
16. @BiggE - Ivan Provorov
17. @GKJ - Bernie Parent
18. @Captain Dave Poulin - Pavel Bure
19. @Chuck Downie - Brad Marchand
20. @ajgoal - Shea Theodore

Round Six:

1. ajgoal - Mikhail Sergachev
2. Chuck Downie - Marc Bergevin
3. Captain Dave Poulin - Thatcher Demko
4. GKJ - Jon Cooper
5. BiggE - Quinton Byfield
6. Ghosts Beer - Andrei Vasilevsky
7. CanadianFlyer88 - Seth Jones
8. JojoTheWhale - Anthony Cirelli
9. Strawberry Fields - Jaccob Slavin
10. DancingPanther - Brendan Gallagher
11. Rebels57 - Mitchell Marner
12. BernieParent - Patrick Kane
13. FlyerNutter - John Gibson
14. bennysflyers16 - Jake Voracek
15. Chinatown88 - Timo Meier
16. Hollywood Couturier - Carey Price
17. pit - Travis Konecny
18. FlyTimmo - Michael Jordan
19. Defect - Jordan Binnington
20. Young Sandwich - Matthew Tkachuk

Round Seven:

1. @Young Sandwich - Tuukka Rask
2. @Defect - Brock Boeser
3. @FlyTimmo - Taylor Hall
4. @pit - Erik Karlsson
5. @Hollywood Couturier - Alexis Lafrenière
6. @Chinatown88 - Esa Lindell
7. @bennysflyers16 - Robin Lehner
8. @FlyerNutter - Barclay (the pup)
9. @BernieParent - Morgan Rielly
10. @Rebels57 - Ilya Sorokin
11. @DancingPanther - Kyle Connor
12. @Strawberry Fields - Elvis Merzlikins
13. @JojoTheWhale - MacKenzie Blackwood
14. @CanadianFlyer88 - Jonathan Huberdeau
15. @Ghosts Beer - Alain Vigneault
16. @BiggE - Patrick Laine
17. @GKJ - Tim Stützle
18. @Captain Dave Poulin - Thomas Harley
19. @Chuck Downie - Evgeni Malkin
20. @ajgoal - Oskar Lindblom

Round Eight:

1. ajgoal - Darcy Kuemper
2. Chuck Downie - Tom Wilson
3. Captain Dave Poulin - Ozzy Wiesblatt
4. GKJ - Comcast
5. BiggE - Brent Burns
6. Ghosts Beer - Chuck Fletcher
7. CanadianFlyer88 - Steven Stamkos
8. JojoTheWhale - Chicago Stadium
9. Strawberry Fields - Gerard Gallant
10. DancingPanther - Jared Spurgeon
11. Rebels57 - Kirill Kaprizov
12. BernieParent - Shannon Szabados
13. FlyerNutter - Chris Pronger
14. bennysflyers16 - Travis Sanheim
15. Chinatown88 - Tomas Hertl
16. Hollywood Couturier - Derek Thompson, aka Dwayne Johnson
17. pit - Doug Armstrong
18. FlyTimmo - Erik Gudbranson
19. Defect - Vladimir Tarasenko
20. Young Sandwich - Bowen Byram

Round Nine:

1. @Young Sandwich - Brady Tkachuk
2. @Defect - Ryan O'Reilly
3. @FlyTimmo - Patrice Bergeron
4. @pit - Mike Sullivan
5. @Hollywood Couturier - Ryan Ellis
6. @Chinatown88 - Peter Laviolette
7. @bennysflyers16 - Michel Therrien
8. @FlyerNutter - Pierre McGuire
9. @BernieParent - Gabriel Landeskog
10. @Rebels57 - Philippe Myers
11. @DancingPanther - Jared Bednar
12. @Strawberry Fields - Jake Guentzel
13. @JojoTheWhale - Eric Tulsky
14. @CanadianFlyer88 - Jim Devellano
15. @Ghosts Beer - Washington, DC
16. @BiggE - John Tortorella
17. @GKJ - Juuse Saros
18. @Captain Dave Poulin - Connor Bunnaman
19. @Chuck Downie - Matt Dumba
20. @ajgoal - Tyler Toffoli

Round Ten:

1. ajgoal - T-Mobile Arena
2. Chuck Downie - Drew Doughty
3. Captain Dave Poulin - Doug Wilson Jr.
4. GKJ - John Klingberg
5. BiggE - O2 Arena (Methgators Palace)
6. Ghosts Beer - Capital One Arena
7. CanadianFlyer88 - Rikard Grönborg
8. JojoTheWhale - Charles Darwin
9. Strawberry Fields - Julien Brisebois
10. DancingPanther - The Steve Irwin Foundation/Steve Irwin Estate/Ted Turner
11. Rebels57 - Pete DeBoer
12. BernieParent - Derrick Brooks
13. FlyerNutter - Teuvo Teräväinen
14. bennysflyers16 - Cliff Fletcher
15. Chinatown88 - Peter Forsberg
16. Hollywood Couturier - Jaromir Jagr
17. pit - Adam Pelech
18. FlyTimmo - Andrew Hammond
19. Defect - Justin Faulk
20. Young Sandwich - Bruce Boudreau

Round Eleven:

1. @Young Sandwich - Mario Lemieux
2. @Defect - The Spectrum
3. @FlyTimmo - Little Caesars Arena
4. @pit - Teemu Selanne
5. @Hollywood Couturier - Rogers Place
6. @Chinatown88 - Mercedes-Benz Arena Berlin
7. @bennysflyers16 - Mark Chipman
8. @FlyerNutter - Viktor Arvidsson
9. @BernieParent - Gregg Popovich
10. @Rebels57 - Estádio Olímpico Nikton Santos (Rio Olympic Stadium)
11. @DancingPanther - The Textron Opera House Arena
12. @Strawberry Fields - Rogers Arena
13. @JojoTheWhale - Gilles Bouchard
14. @CanadianFlyer88 - Jean Beliveau
15. @Ghosts Beer - Dale Hunter
16. @BiggE - Ted Lindsay
17. @GKJ - UBS Arena
18. @Captain Dave Poulin - Lukas Reichel
19. @Chuck Downie - Anton Khudobin
20. @ajgoal - Maurice Richard

Round Twelve:

1. ajgoal - TBD
2. Chuck Downie - Cow Palace
3. Captain Dave Poulin - Le Colisee (Yoshinoya Beef Bowl)
4. GKJ - @GKJ
5. BiggE - Lou Lamoriello
6. Ghosts Beer - Donald Trump
7. CanadianFlyer88 - The Forum (The Hunky Dorys Cascadian Sports Complex sponsored by Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net)
8. JojoTheWhale - Jack Hughes
9. Strawberry Fields - Nicklas Lidstrom
10. DancingPanther - Snoop Dogg
11. Rebels57 - Jennifer Lopez
12. BernieParent - Tokyo National Stadium
13. FlyerNutter - Ihmotep (Seriously?)
14. bennysflyers16 - SKIPPED
15. Chinatown88 - Jakob Markstrom
16. Hollywood Couturier - Nick Saban / Ted Lasso
17. pit
18. FlyTimmo
19. Defect
20. Young Sandwich

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Mighty Ducks

Current Star Player:	Nikita Kucherov
Owner:	The Walt Disney Company
City:	Las Vegas
General Manager:	Joe Sakic
Head Coach:	?????
Forwards:	Alexis Lafrenière-Mark Scheifele-Nikita Kucherov
Defensemen:	Derek Thompson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)-Ryan Ellis
Goalie:	Carey Price
Past Star Player:	Jaromir Jagr
Arena:	Rogers Place

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins

Current Star Player:	Connor Bunnaman
Owner:	Fenway Sports Group
City:	Quebec
General Manager:	Doug Wilson Jr.
Head Coach:	Sam Hallam
Forwards:	Lukas Reichel-Connor Bunnaman-Ozzy Wiesblatt
Defensemen:	Thomas Harley-Cale Makar
Goalie:	Thatcher Demko
Past Star Player:	Pavel Bure
Arena:	Le Colisee (Yoshinora Beef Bowl)

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

DancingPanther - Providence Platypi

Current Star Player:	Brayden Point
Owner:	The Steve Irwin Foundation/Steve Irwin Estate/Ted Turner
City:	Providence
General Manager:	Ron Hextall
Head Coach:	Jared Bednar
Forwards:	Kyle Connor-Brayden Point-Brendan Gallagher
Defensemen:	Thomas Chabot-Jared Spurgeon
Goalie:	Ilya Samsonov
Past Star Player:	?????
Arena:	The Textron Opera House Arena

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes

Current Star Player:	Carter Hart
Owner:	Steve Ballmer
City:	Seattle
General Manager:	Jim Devellano
Head Coach:	Rikard Grönborg
Forwards:	Jonathan Huberdeau-Jack Eichel-Steven Stamkos
Defensemen:	Rasmus Dahlin-Seth Jones
Goalie:	Carter Hart
Past Star Player:	Jean Beliveau
Arena:	The Forum (The Hunky Dorys Cascadian Sports Complex sponsored by Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net)

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

GKJ - Philadelphia ???

Current Star Player:	Alex Ovechkin
Owner:	Comcast
City:	Philadelphia
General Manager:	@GKJ
Head Coach:	Jon Cooper
Forwards:	Tim Stützle-Sean Couturier-Alex Ovechkin
Defensemen:	Quinn Hughes-John Klingberg
Goalie:	Juuse Saros
Past Star Player:	Bernie Parent
Arena:	UBS Arena

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts

Current Star Player:	Brock Boeser
Owner:	Bill Murray
City:	St. Paul
General Manager:	Paul Holmgren
Head Coach:	Rod Brind'Amour
Forwards:	Brock Boeser-Ryan O'Reilly-Vladimir Tarasenko
Defensemen:	Justin Faulk
Goalie:	Jordan Binnington
Past Star Player:	Wayne Gretzky
Arena:	The Spectrum

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks

Current Star Player:	Sidney Crosby
Owner:	Molson-Coors
City:	Tampa Bay
General Manager:	@Appleyard
Head Coach:	Gregg Popovich
Forwards:	Gabriel Landeskog-Sidney Crosby-Patrick Kane
Defensemen:	Morgan Rielly-Alex Pietrangelo
Goalie:	Shannon Szabados
Past Star Player:	Derrick Brooks
Arena:	?????

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

FlyTimmo - Boston FlyTimmos

Current Star Player:	Tyler Seguin
Owner:	Michael Jordan
City:	Boston
General Manager:	Peter Chiarelli
Head Coach:	Bill Belichick
Forwards:	Taylor Hall-Patrice Bergeron-Tyler Seguin
Defensemen:	Erik Gudbranson
Goalie:	Andrew Hammond
Past Star Player:	Bobby Orr
Arena:	Little Caesars Arena

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

bennysflyers16 - Toronto ???

Current Star Player:	Claude Giroux
Owner:	Mark Chipman
City:	Toronto
General Manager:	Cliff Fletcher
Head Coach:	Michel Therrien
Forwards:	Mark Stone-Claude Giroux-Jake Voracek
Defensemen:	Travis Sanheim
Goalie:	Robin Lehner
Past Star Player:	Bobby Clarke
Arena:	The Whitney Forum

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers

Current Star Player:	Nathan MacKinnon
Owner:	Jeff Vinik
City:	Vancouver
General Manager:	Julien Brisebois
Head Coach:	Gerard Gallant
Forwards:	Jake Guentzel-Nathan MacKinnon-Mikko Rantanen
Defensemen:	Miro Heiskanen-Jaccob Slavin
Goalie:	Elvis Merzlikins
Past Star Player:	Niklas Lidstrom
Arena:	Rogers Arena

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

pit - Chicago Chimpanzees

Current Star Player:	Connor McDavid
Owner:	Dietrich Mateschitz
City:	Chicago
General Manager:	Doug Armstrong
Head Coach:	Mike Sullivan
Forwards:	Travis Konecny-Connor McDavid-Andrei Svechnikov
Defensemen:	Adam Pelech-Erik Karlsson
Goalie:	Connor Hellebuyck
Past Star Player:	Teemu Selanne
Arena:	?????

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats

Current Star Player:	Elias Pettersson
Owner:	Mark Cuban
City:	New York City
General Manager:	Eric Tulsky
Head Coach:	Gilles Bouchard
Forwards:	Jack Hughes-Elias Pettersson-Anthony Cirelli
Defensemen:	Charlie McAvoy-Adam Fox
Goalie:	MacKenzie Blackwood
Past Star Player:	Charles Darwin
Arena:	Chicago Stadium

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Rebels57 - Portland Fog

Current Star Player:	Victor Hedman
Owner:	Estádio Olímpico Nikton Santos (Rio Olympic Stadium)
City:	Portland, OR
General Manager:	Daryl Morey
Head Coach:	Pete DeBoer
Forwards:	Kirill Kaprizov-Mika Zibanejad-Mitch Marner
Defensemen:	Victor Hedman-Philippe Myers
Goalie:	Ilya Sorokin
Past Star Player:	Gordie Howe
Arena:	?????

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Chinatown88 - Hay-On-Wye Bookworms

Current Star Player:	Pierre-Luc Dubois
Owner:	Mikhail Prokhorov
City:	Hay-On-Wye
General Manager:	Ron Francis
Head Coach:	Peter Laviolette
Forwards:	Timo Meier-Pierre-Luc Dubois-Tomas Hertl
Defensemen:	Esa Lindell-Colton Parayko
Goalie:	?????
Past Star Player:	Peter Forsberg
Arena:	Mercedes-Benz Arena Berlin

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Ghosts Beer - Washington Fascists

Current Star Player:	Auston Matthews
Owner:	Donald Trump
City:	Washington, DC
General Manager:	Chuck Fletcher
Head Coach:	Alain Vigneault
Forwards:	Leon Draisaitl-Auston Matthews-David Pastrnak
Defensemen:	Roman Josi-John Carlson
Goalie:	Andrei Vasilevskiy
Past Star Player:	Dale Hunter
Arena:	Capital One Arena

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers

Current Star Player:	Sebastian Aho
Owner:	?????
City:	Los Angeles
General Manager:	Steve Yzerman
Head Coach:	Claude Julien
Forwards:	Oskar Lindblom-Sebastian Aho-Tyler Toffoli
Defensemen:	Mikhail Sergachev-Shea Theodore
Goalie:	Darcy Kuemper
Past Star Player:	Maurice Richard
Arena:	T-Mobile Arena

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators

Current Star Player:	Artemi Panarin
Owner:	Vince McMahon
City:	Jacksonville
General Manager:	Lou Lamoriello
Head Coach:	John Tortorella
Forwards:	Patrick Laine-Quinton Byfield-Artemi Panarin
Defensemen:	Ivan Provorov-Brent Burns
Goalie:	Igor Shestyorkin
Past Star Player:	Ted Lindsay
Arena:	O2 Arena (Methgators Palace)

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos

Current Star Player:	Aleksander Barkov
Owner:	Stan Kroenke
City:	Montreal
General Manager:	@Striiker
Head Coach:	Bruce Boudreau
Forwards:	Matthew Tkachuk-Aleksander Barkov-Brady Tkachuk
Defensemen:	Bowen Byram-Dougie Hamilton
Goalie:	Tuukka Rask
Past Star Player:	Mario Lemieux
Arena:	?????

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

FlyerNutter - Iqaluit Pain

Current Star Player:	?????
Owner:	Pitbull
City:	Iqaluit
General Manager:	Pierre McGuire
Head Coach:	Dave Hakstol
Forwards:	Teuvo Teräväinen-Matt Barzal-Viktor Arvidsson
Defensemen:	Zach Werenski-Barclay (the pup)
Goalie:	John Gibson
Past Star Player:	Chris Pronger
Arena:	?????

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!

Current Star Player:	Evgeni Malkin
Owner:	John Candy
City:	Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
General Manager:	Marc Bergevin
Head Coach:	Don Cherry
Forwards:	Brad Marchand-Evgeni Malkin-Tom Wilson
Defensemen:	Matt Dumba-Drew Doughty
Goalie:	Anton Khudobin
Past Star Player:	Eric Lindros
Arena:	The Cow Palace

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Might need this one too.

 

[Striiker]

Granted. You can be Employee #14.

I want a real title.

Don't you dare McDaniel me and the Sexpos.

Don't worry, I keep all my #roles separate. I can be a great GM for you while also being the best building, mascot, and board member anyones ever seen.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I want a real title.


Don't worry, I keep all my #roles separate. I can be a great GM for you while also being the best building, mascot, and board member you've ever seen.

Sorry, it's the best I can do.

 

[Starat327]

Fun police just had to kill the other thread.

 

[Striiker]

Sorry, it's the best I can do.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@BernieParent, regarding drafting an injured current player, just go for it.

Isaac Ratcliffe is all yours... if he's still available when you pick next.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

By the way, if we can Kickstarter $2000 per month, I will provide regular Mega Draft Fan Fiction graphic novels.

Don't forget, when you go out on the street, bring your cup and get collecting.

 

[Lord Defect]

Is @Chinatown88 still up?

 

[Chinatown88]

Is @Chinatown88 still up?

Insert snarky angry post here.


Will make post by 8pm eastern.

 

[Chinatown88]

Wait so your star player doubles as a roster spot?

 

[Striiker]

Fun police just had to kill the other thread.

Remember when @Hollywood Couturier used to be fun?

smh you've changed bro

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Wait so your star player doubles as a roster spot?

Yeah, and so does your historical star player.

 

[Chinatown88]

Yeah, and so does your historical star player.

Dang that's some chaos.

 

[Lord Defect]

Remember when @Hollywood Couturier used to be fun?

smh you've changed bro

Once he “won” the vote, he’s been a stick in the mud.

 

[Lord Defect]

Insert snarky angry post here.


Will make post by 8pm eastern.

I wasn’t sure if HC messed up the first post from the thread carry over. I thought I saw you made a selection.
Now that I know you’re up, let’s go!

 

[Striiker]

Once he “won” the vote, he’s been a stick in the mud.

I think it’s little Venmo. He’s too much of a dad now.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Yeah, and so does your historical star player.

I don’t think this is right? Current Star yes, Historical no?

 

[BernieParent]

I want a real title.


Don't worry, I keep all my #roles separate. I can be a great GM for you while also being the best building, mascot, and board member anyones ever seen.

@Striiker the Tampa Bay FireSticks organization is willing to offer you the position of In-Stadium Fan Experience Manager, overseeing all food, scoreboard messaging, pre- and post-game entertainment, music, and, of course, development of our team mascot.

 

[Chinatown88]

January 3rd, 2021

*For immediate press release*

The following announces will be penned from our new GM Ron Francis.

************************************

Well first of all I would like to thank Mr. Prokhorov and the mysterious HF poster for freeing from that destitute locale called the Emerald City. I heard the rumors of the rainfall in Seattle. Little did I know it was literally everyday filled with rain. The pitter patter sounds on the metal rooftop of my penthouse suite was the worse decision ever. Whoever built that building needs their head examined. Anyways now that I'm located in this nice little book town in Wales, I can nerd out hard to all the great knowledge at my fingertips. The Bookworms franchise will take off and soar to heights never seen before. However, we honestly have no idea what to do after the last couple of picks. My inner GM senses are tingling and tell me to take a defensemen since there's a run. But my owner Mr. Prokhorov is telling me we need a great arena. Also I kinda need a head coach to that will agree with my vision for the team.

Anyways here's a bunch of filler announcements brought to you by Monster. Oh also The Bookworms are entering a partnership with Monster. We thought about Red Bull but they sponsor everything and Monster brought more cash to the table.

First, The Bookworms would like to announce a couple famous ambassadors to head up our fan club.

Our first celebrity ambassador is Drew Carey.

Spoiler: Drew Carey

The man knows how to run a fan club. Funny enough he runs the fan club for the Sounders and the city I just ditched. Mr. Carey brings a lot of experience with past jobs on his resume such as host of the fantastic improv show Whose Line Is It Anyway? where everything is made up and the points don't matter like early season points in the NHL season, or signing vets who bring no positives to a hockey team other than eating up cap space and signing a terrible dog player to a 7 year deal worth way too much money that you can't get out of.

Our second celebrity ambassador is former member of Girls' Generation and a fellow book worm. Mr. Prokhorov realizes that the Asian market is untapped and full of limitless potential for hockey. Heck there was a manga with Mr. Eric Lindros in a panel way back in the day. But with Ms. Jung's talents, we can corner that Asian market and recruit millions of Bookworms.

Okay anyway that's it for the fluff announcements.

The Bookworms are proud to announce as their star player and center a lad who wants to escape the clutches of Mr. Tortellini and boonies of Ohio,

Pierre-Luc Dubois

@Hollywood Couturier is up.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I don’t think this is right? Current Star yes, Historical no?

We are going 12 rounds, and that's the only way the list in the OP makes sense.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I don’t think this is right? Current Star yes, Historical no?

Correct. Everything means nothing but historical player means even less.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

We are going 12 rounds, and that's the only way the list in the OP makes sense.

13 spots by my count. So one double-up.