NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Hollywood Cannon I watched "Shark Tank" last night, and Michael Rubin was on it. It is impossible not to hate that guy.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Team Korn Band and Crew Member
Team Chemical
Team Central Asian City/Town/Village

 

[Lord Defect]

I was thinking this too. Especially after he asked about fancy woods for a memorial project.

All good bud.

Team team? Interpret as you will

 

[Lord Defect]

Team Commando
Mike Vining
The most unassuming man you could imagine is essentially the grandfather of Delta Force and eod

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/vietnam-war/mike-vining.html

Team goodwill ambassador
None other than Slimer

@Captain Dave Poulin whos up?? What’s the hold up?

 

[BernieParent]

All good bud.

Team team? Interpret as you will

Great to see you are doing well (?), m'Lord.

 

[Lord Defect]

Great to see you are doing well (?), m'Lord.

Yes we’re well here. So much as to have a new edition to the family!
A little before my break here we lost our dog and just before my return we gained a new human.

 

[BernieParent]

Yes we’re well here. So much as to have a new edition to the family!
A little before my break here we lost our dog and just before my return we gained a new human.

Sorry, I don't mean to love losing your dog but to congratulate you on your baby. Wait, it is a baby, right? This isn't some weird servanthood-to-the-title thing?

 

[ajgoal]

Team engine

 

[GKJ]

Team Korn album
Team Korn song
Team Korn music video
Team engine

Team Korn Band and Crew Member
Team Chemical
Team Central Asian City/Town/Village

Sir.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Sir.

You're right, my bad. Forgot:

Team Korn Apparel
Team Korn Merchandise

 

[Lord Defect]

Sorry, I don't mean to love losing your dog but to congratulate you on your baby. Wait, it is a baby, right? This isn't some weird servanthood-to-the-title thing?

Now I refuse to clarify

 

[DancingPanther]

Team Korn tattoo

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You're right, my bad. Forgot:

Team Korn Apparel
Team Korn Merchandise

How did you not get a Lyric in there? You've got choices along the entire rainbow from "Nick nack pattywhack give a dog a bone" to that weird song where he yells at Mr. Rogers.

 

[BernieParent]

Team Supervillain
Team Monument

 

[Beef Invictus]

How did you not get a Lyric in there? You've got choices along the entire rainbow from "Nick nack pattywhack give a dog a bone" to that weird song where he yells at Mr. Rogers.

I asked Skynet to use its power to write us a Korn song.

Behold!

(Verse)
Doomed streets, lost souls, can't find my way,
In this world of pain, where shadows sway.
Screams echo, in the dead of night,
I scat the rhythm, in this endless fight.

(Scatting)
Ba-da-ba-doo-bop, ba-da-ba-doo-bop,
Skibidibidibap, skibidibidibap,
Ba-da-ba-doo-bop, ba-da-ba-doo-bop,
Skibidibidibap, skibidibidibap.

(Verse)
Broken dreams, shattered hopes, I bleed,
In this twisted reality, I plant my seed.
Lost in darkness, but I'll find my way,
Scatting through the chaos, where shadows play.

(Scatting)
Ba-da-ba-doo-bop, ba-da-ba-doo-bop,
Skibidibidibap, skibidibidibap,
Ba-da-ba-doo-bop, ba-da-ba-doo-bop,
Skibidibidibap, skibidibidibap.

(Bridge)
Through the pain, I scat my rage,
In this broken world, where demons cage.
But I'll rise above, I'll break free,
With scatting rhythms, I'll find the key.

(Scatting)
Ba-da-ba-doo-bop, ba-da-ba-doo-bop,
Skibidibidibap, skibidibidibap,
Ba-da-ba-doo-bop, ba-da-ba-doo-bop,
Skibidibidibap, skibidibidibap.

 

[mja]

We are all well aware that Beef can be more than a little defective from time to time, so this Korn business makes a lot of sense actually.

Also:

Team Corn Dish
Team Corn Product
Team Corn Fact
Team (Foot) Corn

To provide further clarification for that last one, each team would need to do a google image search to find a photo of the afflicted foot that best represents their franchise.

 

[Lord Defect]

We are all well aware that Beef can be more than a little defective from time to time, so this Korn business makes a lot of sense actually.

Also:

Team Corn Dish
Team Corn Product
Team Corn Fact
Team (Foot) Corn

To provide further clarification for that last one, each team would need to do a google image search to find a photo of the afflicted foot that best represents their franchise.

Toes got a leg up on us with that last one

 

[Lord Defect]

The next phase needs to start soon. I just found a massive oversight of somebody that needs and deserves to come to the quackverse with us

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Beef Invictus I have only myself to blame. This is going to take so long to unf***.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus I have only myself to blame. This is going to take so long to unf***.

Just lean into it like I have

 

[Beef Invictus]

I would like to introduce a new and cherished tradition, which I shall name "The Daily Korn Song."

Allow me to explain. I will post a Korn song daily. Thank you.

Day 1:



According to Korn, the song is a cautionary tale to not do meth. Spoiler alert: they did more meth

 

[ajgoal]

There goes my safe space.

 

[Beef Invictus]

There goes my safe space.

"Safe is Death"

 

[ajgoal]

"Safe is Death"

That is preferable

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I would like to introduce a new and cherished tradition, which I shall name "The Daily Korn Song."

Allow me to explain. I will post a Korn song daily. Thank you.

Day 1:



According to Korn, the song is a cautionary tale to not do meth. Spoiler alert: they did more meth

What's that expression? "Give 10 monkeys 10 typewriters and 10 minutes and they'll write a Korn song."