I have some dire news for our convent of Saint Theresa (or is it a Convent of Diversity and Inclusion these days?). In a game against the Toronto Marlies our own Yannick Veilleux had made a gesture of simulating oral sex, no doubt suggesting that the Marlies' players sexual orientation does not conform to that of the majority of adult males.
After this deplorable incident, Veilleux was not only not cut loose by the organizations' affiliate, the Laval Rocket, but he's on his way to earning himself an NHL contract.
Surely, moral consistency demands that the Convent stops supporting the Montreal Canadiens organization. Or does the moral code not extend to AHL affiliates? (I would not dare to presume that it doesn't cover the homosexuals).