Some glory in their birth, some in their skill,
Some in their luck, some in their bodies' grace,
Some in their garments, some in new-fangled chill,
Some in their bling, some in their personal space;
And every Jet player hath his adjunct pleasure,
Wherein 5 on 5 plays renew the treasure in the chest:
But these particulars are not our measure;
Yo - time for Helly to better his best.
Scoff at Doughty, Byfield, Kempe – shiftless wights,
Arvidsson, Danault, Lemieux, heavy with false cost,
Of base delight to LA folk these crawling gobshytes;
And having fresh Nino, to resurrect thy pride lost
Wretched in this stand at home, mayst thou take
A win today and we much less wretched make.