JojoTheWhale
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I hope you get hit in the eye with the beach sweat of a swarthy, questionably-tattooed Frenchman wearing only dress socks and Birkenstocks.
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Forget carnival games, I just wanna know how to hit the 100 point holes in Skee Ball.
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Canadian frenchmanI hope you get hit in the eye with the beach sweat of a swarthy, questionably-tattooed Frenchman wearing only dress socks and sandles.
I hope you get hit in the eye with the beach sweat of a swarthy, questionably-tattooed Frenchman wearing only dress socks and Birkenstocks.
I hope you get hit in the eye with the beach sweat of a swarthy, questionably-tattooed Frenchman wearing only dress socks and Birkenstocks.
La plage is happily devoid of les touristes at the moment. That should change this weekend though. So far it's been relatively mild. Some dubious stuff - flora motifs on women's legs galore, obnoxious dude back tatts of god knows what, but nothing outrageously bad. I think the worst offender was some young woman who had what I think was supposed to be a stylized Egyptian hieroglyphic eye tattooed on the back of her neck. Conceptually, fine, I guess, but execution was way off. It was oversized and crudely drawn.
By the way, there's a carnival at the end of the beach. I need tips.
La plage is happily devoid of les touristes at the moment. That should change this weekend though. So far it's been relatively mild. Some dubious stuff - flora motifs on women's legs galore, obnoxious dude back tatts of god knows what, but nothing outrageously bad. I think the worst offender was some young woman who had what I think was supposed to be a stylized Egyptian hieroglyphic eye tattooed on the back of her neck. Conceptually, fine, I guess, but execution was way off. It was oversized and crudely drawn.
By the way, there's a carnival at the end of the beach. I need tips.
Actually, now that you mention it, I think it may have winked at me.My working theory is that this demonology in which you're dabbling has attracted the attention of an Old One. Did the eye move?
I once got a dart stuck in my knee from a ricochet when I was working that booth. That was unpleasant.For the dart game where you pop the balloons, I've found the key is take the first dart and hit the woman running the game in the ass. It's almost always a woman with a trailer park cough. Then run. By far beats dragging a cumbersome Minion doll all over the midway.
I once got a dart stuck in my knee from a ricochet when I was working that booth. That was unpleasant.
Are you sure, that you were looking at her neck?Actually, now that you mention it, I think it may have winked at me.
Forget carnival games, I just wanna know how to hit the 100 point holes in Skee Ball.
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and i assume that was the end of your days as an adventurerI once got a dart stuck in my knee from a ricochet when I was working that booth. That was unpleasant.
My best friend took a ricochet dart right to the eye when he was a pre-teen. He has only about 10-20% vision in that eye.I once got a dart stuck in my knee from a ricochet when I was working that booth. That was unpleasant.
Oh no. I went on to do all kinds of stupid stuff in all kinds of crazy places.and i assume that was the end of your days as an adventurer