For all you histrionic Chicken Littles that think this bad start portends missing the playoffs and a 9 game winning streak, you can go RIGHT NOW to the website of certain Jets sponsors I'm not allowed to name, and you only need to lay 5-1 odds that the Jets will lose this game, so since you think it's 100% that they lose, you can round up every cent you have to your name and get an expected return on your investment that would blow the lid off of any mutual fund, interest rate or GIC that even David Thompson could get with a ten million dollar blank cheque.
Don't hate me, I'm giving you a chance of a lifetime -- assuming you actually DO believe the sounds coming past your lips. So don't waste your time here, go get your beards together and go make your fortune!