GDT: Jets @ Penguins January 13th, 6pm - "The Babysitter Murders"

[Zhamnov5GoalGame]

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[JetsFan815]

Anyone know what the Jets record is at PPG Paints Arena? It has to be their worst of any NHL arena, no? All the games I remember there are losses, many blowout losses. I'd be surprised if the Jets have won more than a game or two in that arena in the history of Jets 2.0 (and if they have I reckon it was in the early days where they were in the Southeast Division). I don't remember beating Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh in recent memory.

Win is unlikely even in the best of circumstances, let alone on a back to back with the flu running through the team. I'll happily take a point and a good effort.

 

[snowkiddin]

Shitty ass schedule makers giving us 3-in-4 and back-to-backs on the road. Likely a schedule loss here, but hope I’m wrong.

 

[SUX2BU]

Thanks Zham

Department of NHL scheduling; a horror movie of its own

 

[Jets 31]

Thanks @Zhamnov5GoalGame for one of your great GDT's . @Inanna should be careful in the shower i guess. Going to be a tough one to win tonight but i have video of these Penguins and they don't listen to their coach very well.

 

[Jets 31]

Music tonight is a song from 4 Canadian dudes singing about our Jets.

 

[RetroWinnipeg]

Thanks Zham

Department of NHL scheduling; a horror movie of its own


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Don't forget about the reffing.

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Anyone know what the Jets record is at PPG Paints Arena? It has to be their worst of any NHL arena, no? All the games I remember there are losses, many blowout losses. I'd be surprised if the Jets have won more than a game or two in that arena in the history of Jets 2.0 (and if they have I reckon it was in the early days where they were in the Southeast Division). I don't remember beating Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh in recent memory.

Win is unlikely even in the best of circumstances, let alone on a back to back with the flu running through the team. I'll happily take a point and a good effort.

According to this site the Jets have only beaten the Pens 5 timed in Pittsburgh since 2011. The last time was a 4-1 win on 2019/10/08.

Since we're on a B2B, and a lot of the team are ill, it might take a miracle to win.

 

[Jets 31]

According to this site the Jets have only beaten the Pens 5 timed in Pittsburgh since 2011. The last time was a 4-1 win on 2019/10/08.

Since we're on a B2B, and a lot of the team are ill, it might take a miracle to win.

Just play Hellybuyck again and we are golden.

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Just play Hellybuyck again and we are golden.

But which version of Helle will we get? Detroit or Buffalo?

 

[Jets 31]

But which version of Helle will we get? Detroit or Buffalo?

Definitely the get outta the way Armia Helly.

 

[kanadalainen]

Ah, nothing like a cuppa joe, piece of toast, fueling up the chainsaw and strapping on the ol' leatherface mask in the morning.





Speaking of horrific, someone in yesterdays GDT mentioned our record as in the vicinity of 5-19*** vs Pitt in past years.

This tilt may be an uphill battle, but hey we've all been there before.


Thanks @Zhamnov5GoalGame for the interesting GDT!

*** thanks @GeorgeJETson for the military-grade data

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Speaking of horrific, someone in yesterdays GDT mentioned our record as in the vicinity of 5-25 vs Pitt in past years.

According to the link I posted earlier, since 2011 we've won 5 times and lost 19, for a win% of 20.83%.

 

[Jets 31]

According to the link I posted earlier, since 2011 we've won 5 times and lost 19, for a win% of 20.83%.

That's pretty good.

 

[kanadalainen]

Mama Time, blunt thou the Crosby's paws,
And make the Pitt’d earth devour her own sweet brood;
Pluck the keen teeth from the Guentzel’s jaws,
And burn the long-lived Malkin’d phoenix in his blood;
Make sad and sorry wee Penguin’d fleets,
And do whate'er thou wilt, swift-footed Time,
To the Referee’d world in the NHL so beat;
But I forbid thee one most heinous crime:
O, carve not with thy hours my team’s fair brow,
Nor draw no lines on Bone’s visage with thine antique pen;
Jets in thy course untainted do allow
For Fjallboy’s pattern to succeeding men.
Yet, do thy worst, old Time: smash thy Pitt’d throng,
Our Jets shall in my verse live ever young.

 

[SUX2BU]

I see that Crosby and Letang are getting things ready for tonight's game

 

[kanadalainen]

NHL refs think themselves top flight,
But we know their IQ takes a bite.
When the brightest in class,
Donates 5 on 3 ass
And has the crowd yelling “dog shyte!”

 

[tbcwpg]

Ah, nothing like a cuppa joe, piece of toast, fueling up the chainsaw and strapping on the ol' leatherface mask in the morning.





Speaking of horrific, someone in yesterdays GDT mentioned our record as in the vicinity of 5-19*** vs Pitt in past years.

This tilt may be an uphill battle, but hey we've all been there before.


Thanks @Zhamnov5GoalGame for the interesting GDT!

*** thanks @GeorgeJETson for the data

I believe their only win in Pittsburgh since 2011 came last season, so let's keep the streak alive boys!

 

[macmaroon]

Thanks @Zhamnov5GoalGame for the horrifying GDT... I have never really been a fan of the horror genre, I guess you could say I'm a...

Hell, I'm scared just watching an episode of the Muppet Show with Uncle Deadly in it...

It's going to be a frightening one tonight against the Pen-things, because remember...



Let's scare the bejesus out of Pittsburgh tonight! Go Jets Go!

 

[buggs]

Pens on back to back/3 in 4, flu running through the team? @Zhamnov5GoalGame is likely 100% correct this has the makings of a nightmare game.

Going to save my naptime for after game start, that way if things go wrong I can just close my eyes and dream of @macmaroon Hopefully Freddy won't show up as well.

Save us St. Helle, you're our only hope. GJG.

 

[Jet]

I think playing the Pens could be good for the Jets. A mature team that really plays within a system. The game should be less frenetic.

 

[kanadalainen]

Pitt:

Jets:

BSD Rittich and Helly

 

[Royale With Cheese]

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I know almost none of the names on that D.

 

[CorgisPer60]

Signing up for our annual scheduled loss in Pittsburgh. Hope Malkin and Wheeler punch each other again.

 

[kanadalainen]

I know almost none of the names on that D.

Dumoulin is my only existing neural link that fires for me.