Some look at a name on a jersey and ask: ‘could that be my name some day?’
I look at it and ask: ‘how can I rearrange those letters into something stupid?’
It's the…
Game Day Thread: Jets at Canadiens
and I'm using it to throw some…
“E-heat”: snide, jaded, catty anagrams
I look at it and ask: ‘how can I rearrange those letters into something stupid?’
It's the…
Game Day Thread: Jets at Canadiens
and I'm using it to throw some…
“E-heat”: snide, jaded, catty anagrams
Examining the odious line-ups of just a few short years ago, you start to appreciate how our current
Centres and Wingers
…are truly…
transcending sewer
Centres and Wingers
…are truly…
transcending sewer
A few short years ago, our defence was holier than the Pope. Nowadays, the stronger talent and discipline of our “thin blue-line” are combining to fix this. They’re our
Defencemen
…or the soldiers tasked with Operation…
Emend Fence
Defencemen
…or the soldiers tasked with Operation…
Emend Fence
They’re the most important player on the ice; when they shine, we worship them; when they mess up, we want to push them off a cliff. They’re our
Goaltenders
…each one of which is a…
star on ledge…
Goaltenders
…each one of which is a…
star on ledge…
Let’s face it: to face the modern sports media each day (yet keep all competitive secrets), you need to be a little bit nutty, and a natural-born actor. Is the caption for each guy in this section: ‘Member of Jets
Hockey Operations’
..or ‘Cookey Thespian?’
Hockey Operations’
..or ‘Cookey Thespian?’
Speaking of modern media: these purveyors of the linguistic arts1 perform the key function of telling us - after the fact - the sacred truth as to who ‘wanted it more’. They’re our regional
TSN Broadcast Team
…to whom we’ve always listened raptly as they…
dabat sancta sermo2
1 In tribute to which, we mix in some (pig) Latin _ _ _ 2 gave the holy word
Finally, no Jets/Habs GDT would be complete without pausing to lament the Jets who went to Montréal in July, to escape demanding fans and media fishbowls. They’re
Habs who once were Jets
…who say to anyone who claims they were discarded:
We chose new jobs, hater!
…to whom we’ve always listened raptly as they…
dabat sancta sermo2
1 In tribute to which, we mix in some (pig) Latin _ _ _ 2 gave the holy word
Finally, no Jets/Habs GDT would be complete without pausing to lament the Jets who went to Montréal in July, to escape demanding fans and media fishbowls. They’re
Habs who once were Jets
…who say to anyone who claims they were discarded:
We chose new jobs, hater!