Jay Onrait's Parody: What really caused talks to beakdown

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  1. OilerFan4Life

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    http://www.tsn.ca/columnists/jay_onrait.asp
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    "Things aren't looking good in the NHL these days. Turns out Bob Goodenow has left New York, more frustrated than ever that talks on a new Collective Bargaining Agreement appear to be going nowhere.......
     
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    Good stuff. :handclap: :lol
     
  3. OilerFan4Life

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    This guy cracks me up everytime.
     
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    Sad part is...I could see them doing something like this
     
  5. OilerFan4Life

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    I dont know, Im pretty sure Gary was more then willing to give up some of that pizza. ;)
     
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    Lobstertainment Oh no, my brains.

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    Jay Onrait = A Hero.
     
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    very funny stuff here. it's sad what amuses us hockey diehards.
     
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    Jay Onrait is the best... He is sooo funny with his facial expressions.

    This is hilarious. It touches on some of the stuff we were talking about last night. Onrait is among us.
     
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    Onrait usually isn't that funny but that article was hilarious and it fell under the sad but true category.
     
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    :lol: :lol Ornait is my God. :bow: That was the funniest thing I've read this year.
     
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    R U serious? Name someone "funnier" in the hockey media.
     
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    Its not that there are people who are funnier.. its just that onrait isnt funny. I think he's a jittery sketchball.

    Brian burkes had some gold quoties that are much more entertaining.
     
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    I never said he wasn't the funniest its just that his antics usually have me laughing at him (in the bad way) or just smirking. That was a truly funny article.
     
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    Honestly, I cannot stand Onrait. To me he just tries way to hard, he's too big, it's not necessary. The odd time I do find a joke to be funny but mostly his jokes leave me thinking that I could walk into TSN and get a job. But that's just me.
     
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    Quite! The Onrait thing was HILARIOUS, though! :lol
     
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    meh....

    This is competitive with the crap that was repeated ad nauseum in the friday GDT.
     
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