It’s 11:39am

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Poopin' rn

 

[LarryFisherman]

Two poops already today.

One before practice. One after practice.

I just don't understand how you can poop so frequently.

The average person produces an ounce of poop for every 12lbs (cursory google search citation). What are you, like 150? 160?

How are you producing so much volume? Do you eat pounds and pounds of food each day? It seems like @ 5x per day, maybe around 1lb per poop, you wouldn't be able to keep up a proper intake > release ratio.

Are the poops really small? I have so many biological questions teej. With proboiotics and fibre I'm usually hitting around 2x per day - I can't imagine 3 more trips per day. Especially if I still work in an office or public setting.

 

[TJ Hooker]

All my poops are quite large. I would imagine over one pound.

I eat an incredibly high volume of food in a day.

 

[TJ Hooker]

And no, I weigh less than 140 I believe. Probably between 134 and 137.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

And no, I weigh less than 140 I believe. Probably between 134 and 137.

Jesus you're a lightweight.

 

[TJ Hooker]

My landlord recently declared me 'the hungriest man alive.'

 

[LarryFisherman]

it's hard to get calories from lettuce.

 

[TJ Hooker]

I eat over 4000 calories a day.

 

[LarryFisherman]

must be nice

 

[TJ Hooker]

It's f***ing great. I also burn probably 1500 calories practicing yoga and another 500 walking.

 

[TJ Hooker]

I spend a ridiculous amount of money on groceries.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

It's ****ing great. I also burn probably 1500 calories practicing yoga and another 500 walking.

How long do you spend doing yoga a day? I'm eighty pounds heavier than you and a 75 minute hot yoga is 500-600 calories according to my Fitbit.

 

[TJ Hooker]

Around 2.5 - 3 hours a day. And likely much more 'physically demanding' than a 75 minute 'hot yoga class.'

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Talking shit about the intensity of Cheese's yoga practice?

 

[TJ Hooker]

No just talking up my own practice.

 

[LarryFisherman]

lol, tj, your constant attempts to shit on everyone are tired my man

work a new angle

 

[TJ Hooker]

Uh, well I was kidding ^.

We were talking about the amount of calories burned practicing yoga.. he asked me a question and I answered it.

 

[Cody Webster]

In your typical smug, dick, tone

 

[Deficient Mode]

TJ: even his poops are better than yours

 

[Cochese]

TJ: even his poops are better than yours

How many calories burned during said poops?