OT: If the Detroit Red Wings players were cars...

[Bench]

So which Red Wing is most likely to be photoshopped into doing things he cannot do and will never be capable of to drive up his trade value?

I mean it will never compete with a tailgate that can turn into a workspace. That's real innovation.

 

[FabricDetails]

So which Red Wing is most likely to be photoshopped into doing things he cannot do and will never be capable of to drive up his trade value?

Somewhat related, which Red Wing is most likely to decapitate a teammate with an arrant slapshot? He would be a "self-driving" Tesla.

Rhymes with Fadina? For both.

Samuelsson isn't on the team anymore.

 

[TCNorthstars]

I mean it will never compete with a tailgate that can turn into a workspace. That's real innovation.

The best part of that tailgate is the commercial with the cat!

 

[Gniwder]

Rowney....

When you have no other options.

 

[Ghost of Ethan Hunt]

Yzerman @ TDL swap meet.