Hey I don’t think you guys have been “mathematically” eliminated yet but I was hoping someone could direct me to the area that visiting fans could get a jump on requesting Canes fans to join us for our playoff run......walk.....crawl......whatever? You guys have BY FAR the funniest posters on this god forsaken, humorless website, and we need help in that area.
Here is my sales pitch for why you need to be part of our Winnipeg team: We are an angry, semi-insecure, small market team from Canada who are having trouble adjusting to our limited success. The NHL broke up with us once already and that is a source of lingering resentment. Winters last 11 months and although we are Portland cool other Canadian teams posters look at us like you look at Buffalo. They are all 40 year old unemployed loser dudes who live in their parents basements still so no city can salvage their pathetic lives.
The line up for our small b bandwagon forms to the left.