GDT: HURRICANES AT ISLANDERS, BEAT THEY ASS INTO NEXT SEASON EDITION

[dogbazinho]

Hope our guys are keeping their heads up. You can tell the Isles are trying to line people up.

 

[MustardStew]

We kept saying we'd be a cup contender if we could ever get the PP to work, and...

Bang Pow

Ooh, good Mad Lib!

 

[Summer Rose]

I like this Andersen guy.

 

[Wolfpuck]

I like this Andersen guy.

He’s pretty good at this hockey thing.

 

[Summer Rose]

He’s pretty good at this hockey thing.

I want to write a poem about him, but I'm too lazy.

 

[Lempo]

I like this Andersen guy.

Not all Danish guys are named Andersen. Some are Ehlers.

 

[Rick Davis]

Nachos shows signs of life…

 

[htdoc]

Notice there was no holding the stick call on the isles for teravainen there…. Interesting we get called for holding the stick when the league has ignored it for others…….

 

[hockeynjune]

I would like more hockey in front of the birthday boy please.

 

[Rempe73]

I want to write a poem about him, but I'm too lazy.

https://chat.openai.com/

 

[Summer Rose]

Not all Danish guys are named Andersen. Some are Ehlers.

My former stepfather's name was Ehlers. Did not have a good experience with him.

 

[ck26]

My former stepfather's name was Ehlers. Did not have a good experience with him.

Sounds like your mom didn't either.

Sorry, bud.

 

[Rempe73]

I want to write a poem about him, but I'm too lazy.

In Carolina's realm where storms do roar,
Stands Frederik Anderson, guardian sure.
With pads of steel and gloves so swift,
He guards the net, a stalwart gift.

In Raleigh's rink, he's a fortress tall,
Deflecting pucks with a mastery so enthralled.
His eyes ablaze with determination's fire,
He defends the goal with an unwavering desire.

From end to end, he prowls his ground,
In his domain, no adversary found.
With lightning reflexes, he blocks each shot,
For Anderson's resolve cannot be bought.

In hurricanes' fury, he stands unbowed,
A beacon of strength amid the crowd.
For Carolina's faithful, he's a hero bold,
Frederik Anderson, he’s worth silver and gold.



There we go

 

[Summer Rose]

https://chat.openai.com/

I actually just typed "write a poem about Frederik Andersen" into the prompt and then got one stanza in before I thought, "tl;dr."

 

[Tryamw]

Slavin Fail

 

[hockeynjune]

We are playing with our food

 

[Summer Rose]

Sounds like your mom didn't either.

Sorry, bud.

She did not, but that's neither here nor there. We have a game on!

 

[MustardStew]

Game is so early. What are they thinking? Some of us need our nap!

Might could get it, regardless!

 

[Tryamw]

She did not, but that's neither here nor there. We have a game on!

Hospital is a place where sick people get treated but that's not important now..
@hangman005

 

[Summer Rose]

I've met plenty of awesome New York Rangers fans, but @Rempe73 takes the cake.

 

[Lempo]

She did not, but that's neither here nor there. We have a game on!

We'll return to this Ehlers thing on round 4.

 

[Rempe73]

I've met plenty of awesome New York Rangers fans, but @Rempe73 takes the cake.

I’ve seen plenty of roses but Summer Rose is the best one of all

 

[Derailed75]

I've met plenty of awesome New York Rangers fans, but @Rempe73 takes the cake.

I have a different feeling for Rags fans, that being said he is certainly changing the perception

 

[cptjeff]

Ooh, good Mad Lib!

The <adjective> Islanders were from the Island of <location>. They were not very good at <activity>, but they <verb, past tense> a lot of shitty <pl. noun> and their fans thought that that made them <adjective>, even though they lost to the Carolina <nouns> and were bad.

 

[MustardStew]

I've met plenty of awesome New York Rangers fans, but @Rempe73 takes the cake.

Pretty great, but we'll need to see next round to be sure!