OT: Humour Thread

[BatVader]

 

[Jets 31]

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It's in good shape though.

 

[BatVader]

It's in good shape though.

 

[John Agar]

Snowflakes... how you deal with them...

 

[Jets 31]

Snowflakes... how you deal with them...

Honest officer i have no idea how my neighbor's house burnt down.

 

[10Ducky10]

There were three German Shepherd sitting in the dog pound and one says to the other one why are you in here?
Well the neighbours kid was taunting me again today and I got a hold of him and I bit his ass and I bit his ass good! I drew blood!
Good for you good for you good for you says the first dog. What are they going to do to you? They are putting me down tomoorow at 9 in the morning.
The second one looks at him and says why are you in here? The first dog says well the mailman thought I was tied up and I wasn't and he come walking down my sidewalk this morning thinking he owned it and I got a hold of him and I bit his ass too. I got him really good as well and I drew blood!
Good for you good for you good for you says dog number 2. What are they doing to you? They are putting me down at noon.
Then they turned and looked at dog number 3 that wasn't saying a word.
Why are you in here they ask?
Well I hadn't had any for a long time and I was lying on my master's bedroom floor minding my own business when she came out of the shower naked and started making her bed. I couldn't help myself. I jumped up on top of her and gave it to her good for 20 minutes straight. Good for you good for you said the other two dogs.
What are you in here for?
A nail trimming at 3:00 says dog number three.

 

[BatVader]

 

[Jets 31]

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Good one or i guess 2 in this case.

 

[Jets 31]

When Ozzy man says there you go sir and it's a girl i died laughing.

 

[Jets 31]

Too funny , this is how you deal with hecklers .

 

[BatVader]

 

[Buffdog]

 

[Jets 31]

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Man there is some funny stuff in there. I'm definitely trying the did you bring the money? on someone.

 

[Jets 31]

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This would definitely be a pub to go to.

 

[Jets 31]

Unbelievable.

 

[Jets 31]

This womans laugh is unreal.

 

[Jets 31]

 

[Jets 31]

 

[BatVader]

 

[BatVader]

This should be fun...and informative....
My score is 4....

 

[Jets 31]

This should be fun...and informative....
My score is 4....
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My score is 4 too, i don't know if that's a good or bad thing though.

 

[BatVader]

My score is 4 too, i don't know if that's a good or bad thing though.

I’m taking mine as a sign of maturity.... instead of being a delinquent...

 

[John Agar]

This should be fun...and informative....
My score is 4....
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Mines 5...

I'm not sure what that means... do you get 4 points if you were arrested 4 times... ?

 

[John Agar]

Here's a hockey joke...

"I want to be traded"... Jack Roslovic...

Chevy's response... click...

 

[BatVader]

Mines 5...

I'm not sure what that means... do you get 4 points if you were arrested 4 times... ?

It’s a point for each thing you HAVEN'T done...