Filthy Dangles
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Johnny. Matty. 2 Franchise centers. They can't screw this up. But how many will they get...?
the man would get the key to the city and free drinks in any Toronto bar he entered7 Cups and possibly a World Series because Tavares has generational hand-eye coordination and he could take October off from hockey one year to help the Jays win.
the man would get the key to the city and free drinks in any Toronto bar he entered
the name "Tavares" would become a popular name for babies, despite being a surnameYeah, he'd probably also be declared mayor for life.
the name "Tavares" would become a popular name for babies, despite being a surname
"this is my son Tavares Johnson" etc
Yeah, he'd probably also be declared mayor for life.
Toronto mayors are notoriously short-lived.
That's really only true of our current mayor's predecessor, and he was a crack addict.
I'd be more comfortable with Rob Ford than John Tavares making executive decisions.
It wasn't my intention to steer this thread off course or in a political direction. My (hyperbolic) comment was purely to demonstrate how much adulation Tavares would receive for bringing a Cup to our championship-starved city.
And all I'm saying is that I don't think he'd know what to do with it.
ftr I'd bet the Leafs win 1 cup in the next decade, but I don't think it'll happen for a little while.