Guffman
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- Apr 7, 2016
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As a Winnipeg Jets fan, I am unaccustomed to the situation where my team is actually doing well. Before, I would scoreboard watch, hoping all of the other sludge teams would lose so that we might have an outside shot at a wild card.
These days, I view the middling teams as insignificant entities, whose wins or losses are rarely of interest. After all, these mosquitoes are incapable of sustained success that would infringe on the rightful placing of my beloved team.
Those teams clearly out of the race earn my sneer as failed franchises, whose sad fans must now peddle their fading stars to us superior teams, hoping for our prospect scraps or late draft picks. Such a disgusting collection of rabble who won’t enter my sphere of concern for several years. A pity that any forum threads are devoted to these insufferable slugs.
Indeed, my station is amongst the elite. Perhaps one or two competing teams in my conference requires monitoring and maybe a team from the Eastern Barbarian Conference. After all, the Presidents’ Trophy is at play. Tut! Tut! Let the elite gallop amongst the commentary that scribes now (rightfully) devote to us.
I do much enjoy being in this new club. It is simply unimaginable to suffer throughout a season wondering if you will even qualify for the playoffs! Ridiculous to even think of mere survival!
To the fans of the other elite clubs, I bid you greetings. If there is a special forum where we can exhault about our properly constructed teams without listening to the peasant warblings of the lower station teams, I think I would very much prefer such a locale.
These days, I view the middling teams as insignificant entities, whose wins or losses are rarely of interest. After all, these mosquitoes are incapable of sustained success that would infringe on the rightful placing of my beloved team.
Those teams clearly out of the race earn my sneer as failed franchises, whose sad fans must now peddle their fading stars to us superior teams, hoping for our prospect scraps or late draft picks. Such a disgusting collection of rabble who won’t enter my sphere of concern for several years. A pity that any forum threads are devoted to these insufferable slugs.
Indeed, my station is amongst the elite. Perhaps one or two competing teams in my conference requires monitoring and maybe a team from the Eastern Barbarian Conference. After all, the Presidents’ Trophy is at play. Tut! Tut! Let the elite gallop amongst the commentary that scribes now (rightfully) devote to us.
I do much enjoy being in this new club. It is simply unimaginable to suffer throughout a season wondering if you will even qualify for the playoffs! Ridiculous to even think of mere survival!
To the fans of the other elite clubs, I bid you greetings. If there is a special forum where we can exhault about our properly constructed teams without listening to the peasant warblings of the lower station teams, I think I would very much prefer such a locale.
