HFWF: The Reboot V

[M.C.G. 31]

I might add them to OP eventually.

 

[KIRK]

I ain’t gonna lie, I knew I booked you strong, but I didn’t realize THIS strong

Only 2 pin fall losses in a year in HFWF time. Nuts.

Interesting, old HFWF @ColePens was an up and down performer struggling to stick.

NEW @ColePens, with the PWC and the greatest advocate in the game behind him, is THE MAN in REBOOTED HFWF.

And still, he's loathe to show the slightest gratitude.

I mean, @ColePens goes to Craftsteak, do you think @UnrealMachine, @Scandale du Jour, and KIRK get invitations?

Nope . . . we get LEFTOVERS.

Remember what I told you, @ColePens . . .

Don't bite the hands that feed you.

One day, they might bite back.

 

[KIRK]

@KIRK is so good. I want to kick his head off

Breaking kayfabe . . .

THANK YOU

 

[KIRK]

The true HFWF record books say @UnrealMachine is unpinned.

THAT'S MY MACHINE.

Typical @Disclose trying to undercut his potential challengers. Still afraid of the PWC?

@KIRK it appears our little friend Disclose has made his decision on joining the machine.

When I'm done with @Mitchy maybe he'll realize what happens to those who are on the wrong side of history.

@Disclose, clearly you've suffered brain damage from all of your battles with the PWC, because you've forgotten your place.

Well don't you worry, @M.C.G. 31 has given me the green light to remind you.

@Disclose, look at the monitor to your right.

You see that crate big enough to hold an elephant.

Guess who's in there?

Yep, you guessed it . . .

That fat pig of a sister of yours, GUADALUPE.

Now don't you worry.

The Machine is very progressive when it comes to the rights of animals, and if you look really closely, you'll see that I cut out a couple of holes.

Can't see them?

Okay, look to the left. See . . . where you can see traces of snorted pig air.

Now take a look at that shipping label?

Yep, you guessed it, we had our people stuff GUADALUPE into the elephant crate and address the shipment to @ColePens equestrian farm.

Yep, you guessed it . . .

It's back to a life of shoveling sh*t for GUADALUPE.

But, remember, when you receive postcards from her written in manure crying about her return to her old life of servitude, it's not MY FAULT.

It's not @ColePens fault.

It's not @M.C.G. 31's fault.

NO!

It's YOUR fault.

YOU made The Machine do this to you.

ALL OF THIS.

Well, unless of course @The Gongshow decides to drop that fat b*tch on her head like he did to @The Catalyst's wife. That one might be about HIS pleasure more than anything.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

@Disclose, clearly you've suffered brain damage from all of your battles with the PWC, because you've forgotten your place.

Well don't you worry, @M.C.G. 31 has given me the green light to remind you.

@Disclose, look at the monitor to your right.

You see that crate big enough to hold an elephant.

Guess who's in there?

Yep, you guessed it . . .

That fat pig of a sister of yours, GUADALUPE.

Now don't you worry.

The Machine is very progressive when it comes to the rights of animals, and if you look really closely, you'll see that I cut out a couple of holes.

Can't see them?

Okay, look to the left. See . . . where you can see traces of snorted pig air.

Now take a look at that shipping label?

Yep, you guessed it, we had our people stuff GUADALUPE into the elephant crate and address the shipment to @ColePens equestrian farm.

Yep, you guessed it . . .

It's back to a life of shoveling sh*t for GUADALUPE.

But, remember, when you receive postcards from her written in manure crying about her return to her old life of servitude, it's not MY FAULT.

It's not @ColePens fault.

It's not @M.C.G. 31's fault.

NO!

It's YOUR fault.

YOU made The Machine do this to you.

ALL OF THIS.

Well, unless of course @The Gongshow decides to drop that fat b*tch on her head like he did to @The Catalyst's wife.

LMFAOOOOOO

 

[KIRK]

LMFAOOOOOO

I don't think that's funny.

If anything, I think that's charitable compared to option B, because option B was to whore out GUADALUPE as a sex slave to El Dandy.

How would you have liked that one, @Disclose?

By the way, it can still be arranged if you like . . .

 

[ColePens]

Interesting, old HFWF @ColePens was an up and down performer struggling to stick.

NEW @ColePens, with the PWC and the greatest advocate in the game behind him, is THE MAN in REBOOTED HFWF.

And still, he's loathe to show the slightest gratitude.

I mean, @ColePens goes to Craftsteak, do you think @UnrealMachine, @Scandale du Jour, and KIRK get invitations?

Nope . . . we get LEFTOVERS.

Remember what I told you, @ColePens . . .

Don't bite the hands that feed you.

One day, they might bite back.

One day i'm literally going to punch you.

 

[KIRK]

Magic Mitch @Mitchy
@M.C.G. 31 As the data shows, I'm the workhorse of HFWF. I give every part of me in the ring. I wrestle each match like it'll be my last match. At redemption, I'm going to make sure it's your last match. You'll see what I do to your "machine."

KIRK (@KIRK)
@Mitchy, do you know what they do with a horse that outlives its usefulness? Don't worry, @M.C.G. 31 will show you at Redemption.

 

[KIRK]

One day i'm literally going to punch you.

Don't blame me for this lunacy. Blame yourself. You're the one who flagged me to come here.

You hear that, everyone? If you have a problem with me, blame @ColePens for bringing me here.

 

[KIRK]

And I didnt think I had lost that many matches
...still a future champ though #MrKingOfWrestling

Those were the silenced voices in your head that lost all of those matches.

I think the remaining voices actually are undefeated, like @UnrealMachine, but you may want to double check that with @M.C.G. 31.

 

[KIRK]

I’m surprised @Fro ’s record isn’t better, but I guess the open challenges only really became a thing after NTR vs. SeidoN.

KIRK (@KIRK)
So basically @The Gongshow lost some matches because @Fro is a cheater and @Mitchy is a loser?

 

[Disclose]

(godammit kirk... lol)
Lupita is my eyes and ears inside of the bird complex...
she told me how to beat UnrealMachine. She speaks french to Scandale so you dont notice... and thats why im holding this belt. Shes part of the plan andyou're to stupid to realize it.
But listen KIRK, Peter is bringing Stash to Texas. we may hate each other, but he wants to shut your mouth too. so if you mention Lupita again you're gonna have a tough time backstage at Redemption.

 

[KIRK]

(godammit kirk... lol)
Lupita is my eyes and ears inside of the bird complex...
she told me how to beat UnrealMachine. She speaks french to Scandale so you dont notice... and thats why im holding this belt. Shes part of the plan andyou're to stupid to realize it.
But listen KIRK, Peter is bringing Stash to Texas. we may hate each other, but he wants to shut your mouth too. so if you mention Lupita again you're gonna have a tough time backstage at Redemption.

KIRK (@KIRK)
You think shortening GUADALUPE to Lupita makes her weigh a ton less? There's a busted crane on @ColePens equestrian estate that says otherwise.

KIRK (@KIRK)
Given how you cast @PeterSidorkiewicz and that god damned monkey aside for that succubus Catrina, I think you've got a lot more to fear from them than I do.

KIRK (@KIRK)
Not sure how 'Lupita' can be the eyes and ears for anything when she's covered in horse sh*t 24/7.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

TheRealPeterS @PeterSidorkiewicz
Once I win my title back at Redemption Stash is planning on making his own version of the All-Class Championship.

 

[Disclose]

KIRK (@KIRK)
You think shortening GUADALUPE to Lupita makes her weigh a ton less? There's a busted crane on @ColePens equestrian estate that says otherwise.

KIRK (@KIRK)
Given how you cast @PeterSidorkiewicz and that god damned monkey aside for that succubus Catrina, I think you've got a lot more to fear from them than I do.

KIRK (@KIRK)
Not sure how 'Lupita' can be the eyes and ears for anything when she's covered in horse sh*t 24/7.

its all part of the plan...

 

[The Gongshow]

Those were the silenced voices in your head that lost all of those matches.

I think the remaining voices actually are undefeated, like @UnrealMachine, but you may want to double check that with @M.C.G. 31.

KIRK (@KIRK)
So basically @The Gongshow lost some matches because @Fro is a cheater and @Mitchy is a loser?

I must say, @KIRK is making alot of sense here. He truly knows what he's talking about and I couldnt agree more

 

[ColePens]

I might add them to OP eventually.

When you do tonight's new episode, create a new thread and then i'll lock this down.

 

[The Gongshow]

When you do tonight's new episode, create a new thread and then i'll lock this down.

#TheMachine has mod powers on our side. We will cleanse HFWF of all the trash and unworthy

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

@The Gongshow. Ever since King of Wrestling you have been crossing lines. You keep taking steps seeing how far you could go before I would push back. You would cross a line and then run back to MCG to protect you. But the past few weeks you didn’t cross lines, you trespassed, both figuratively and literally. You assaulted my wife and entered my home uninvited. You were lucky I was too far away to do anything to you then. It’s the only reason I did not utterly destroy you. Tonight is different. Tonight I’m giving you one piece of advice. Run away and never return to the HFWF. Take another trip and go to Timbuktu. It’s the only place you might be safe. Tonight that ring is my home, and if you dare trespass in my home again I will defend it with ruthless aggression and the only way you will be leaving here tonight is in an ambulance. If you come to the ring, even if you do what you do best and go run and hide behind MCG and his machine it won’t save you, not tonight. You step in that ring with me tonight and only God himself will be able to save you from my wrath.

 

[Serac]

Hoping for a new episode of BTO after redemption @SeidoN