HFWF: The Reboot III

[KIRK]

Luchalibreonline @luchaonline
La Doña Catrina completely furious tonight! “I’m here to look ahead and NOT behind! If Disclose can’t find a way to keep His stupid old friends from interfering in MY busines. I will take care of the problem myself. “

KIRK @KIRK
Catrina versus Stash in a Lingerie Match? #BestForBusiness

cc: @M.C.G. 31

 

[KIRK]

HFWF ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
PeterSidorkiewicz (c) vs. Cor

TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM NO.1 CONTENDERS MATCH
BonMorrison & Paris in Flames vs. UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour vs. Dr Pepper & Jbell

Falco Lombardi vs. Emperoreddy​

LLOYDS OF LONDON @lloydsoflondon
Lloyds of London has increased life insurance premiums for @BonMorrison, @Paris in Flames, @Dr Pepper, and @jbell886 have been increased to Purge movie levels.

LLOYDS OF LONDON @lloydsoflondon
Premium cost is almost as much as @ColePens pays to insure @Scandale du Jour's beautiful face.

 

[KIRK]

Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is KIRK. I am the ADVOCATE for PWC. I'm the ONE behind the ONES who faux fighting champions @SeidoN and @Serac are DUCKING en route to the inevitable.

A note about last night's tag team match between the single most dominant tag team in HFWF today, @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine, and @Mitchy and @The Gongshow.

Of course, the OUTCOME of the match was little surprise.

When one team has the single most monstrous wrestler in HFWF and the single most beautiful face in HFWF, the OUTCOME was a mere formality.

Speaking of which, @Mitchy . . . how's your back feeling this morning?

All those German suplexes. That F5. Ouch. That looked like it hurt.

Now, you may THINK that it's unfair that @The Gongshow got off easier than you did.

Technically, you're right.

But, @The Gongshow only got off easier because he was smarter than you.

He only got off easier because he did everything he could to avoid @UnrealMachine and @Scandale du Jour as the match progressed.

Frankly, I can't blame him for that. And neither should you @Mitchy. Neither should you.

 

[KIRK]

Cor @CorHFWF
Last night, I beat 4 on 1 odds. I am the definition of Perseverance. I am #PureExcellence. Do I have your attention now @PeterSidorkiewicz

Actually, it was 5 on 1 odds if you count that bottom feeding succubus Catrina.

 

[KIRK]

prof extended my paper due date & I have work tomorrow morning so I thought "**** it, I'll write something"

Non kayfabe, pretty cool that your professor extended a paper due dater to accommodate your HFWF head writer responsibilities.

 

[Cor]

Actually, it was 5 on 1 odds if you consider that bottom feeding succubus Catrina.

Ah, you’re right. Thanks @KIRK

If you ever want to advocate for someone worth while, let me know

 

[KIRK]

Ah, you’re right. Thanks @KIRK

If you ever want to advocate for someone worth while, let me know

Perhaps you're confused.

The PWC is looking for a 4th HORSEMAN to join @ColePens, @Scandale du Jour, and @UnrealMachine.

That's HORSEMAN, not HORSE CRAP.

 

[SeidoN]

seriously who is KIRK? cant find any title history for him

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Marky Mark @MarksonHFWF
@The Gongshow is a stupid head poor @Mitchy

 

[ColePens]

seriously who is KIRK? cant find any title history for him

He is literally our Paul Heyman. How many titles does Paul have?

You could beat his ass with one arm behind your back.

 

[Dr Pepper]

He is literally our Paul Heyman. How many titles does Paul have?

You could beat his ass with one arm behind your back.

Anyone could.

Funny how the weakest men in the industry are usually the loudest, eh?

 

[ColePens]

Anyone could.

Funny how the weakest men in the industry are usually the loudest, eh?

@KIRK is a wizard of the dictionary. He could talk his way out of anything. Or he can use my money to do so! PWC needs KIRK>

 

[KIRK]

Anyone could.

Funny how the weakest men in the industry are usually the loudest, eh?

Well, I'm hardly surprised by someone like you talking a big game against someone who's just an ADVOCATE, given how SMALL you routinely come up against the @UnrealMachine and @Scandale du Jour.

 

[KIRK]

@KIRK is a wizard of the dictionary. He could talk his way out of anything. Or he can use my money to do so! PWC needs KIRK>

The PWC does't NEED an ADVOCATE, even one as great as myself. @ColePens, @UnrealMachine, and @Scandale du Jour are already All TIME GREAT individual wrestlers. But, together, they're GREATER. And, together with the greatest advocate in HFWF, they're somehow even greater still.

 

[SeidoN]

The Outcasts dont need someone constantly reminding everyone how great we are. we do it in the ring

thats why we're the reigning, defending, undisputed Tag Team Champions

 

[KIRK]

The Outcasts dont need someone constantly reminding everyone how great we are. we do it in the ring

thats why we're the reigning, defending, undisputed Tag Team Champions

So why have you been DUCKING @UnrealMachine and @Scandale du Jour?

You see what happened last week to @The Gongshow, @Mitchy, and @Fro?

That's what happens when the PWC gets tired of WAITING for faux champions to talk to the PWC in the ring and starts TAKING.

It started with @ColePens last week. It continues with @UnrealMachine and @Scandale du Jour soon enough.

In the meantime, you keep trying to avoid @UnrealMachine and @Scandale du Jour.

Can't say I blame you.

Unfortunately for you, your demise at the hands of @UnrealMachine and @Scandale du Jour is INEVITABLE.

The only question is how much they make you suffer before then.

 

[SeidoN]

So why have you been DUCKING @UnrealMachine and @Scandale du Jour?

theres no ducking. last I checked MCG had to book a Number 1 Contenders match for Apocalypse because noone is clearly ready to challenge us.

 

[KIRK]

theres no ducking. last I checked MCG had to book a Number 1 Contenders match for Apocalypse because noone is clearly ready to challenge us.

Is THAT what you thought after @Scandale du Jour beat down @Serac?

 

[ColePens]

Just a warning to everyone.. if you are in a feud with the PWC, good chances you will be tagged on our Pens board.

 

[SeidoN]

Is THAT what you thought after @Scandale du Jour beat down @Serac?

which resulted in PWC getting a title shot


oh wait it didnt. still have to prove yourselves

 

[SeidoN]

Just a warning to everyone.. if you are in a feud with the PWC, good chances you will be tagged on our Pens board.

truly heel tactics

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Just a warning to everyone.. if you are in a feud with the PWC, good chances you will be tagged on our Pens board.

Lightning have the day off. I’m being a polite guest.


...For now.

 

[KIRK]

which resulted in PWC getting a title shot


oh wait it didnt. still have to prove yourselves

Which proves my point about you and @Serac crying to @M.C.G. 31 in order to DUCK @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine.

#ThankYou

 

[ColePens]

Lightning have the day off. I’m being a polite guest.


...For now.

We are one of the few boards that really supports opposing team's fans stopping in. As long as conversation is normal, we don't care. We enjoy it.

 

[KIRK]

We are one of the few boards that really supports opposing team's fans stopping in. As long as conversation is normal, we don't care. We enjoy it.

Never realized @Phobia Catalyst was a Lightning fan . . . certainly explains why his lunacy started in May 2016 and why he hates/envies the PWC.