HFWF OT XIII - Kimi vs. Disclose in a submission match

[M.C.G. 31]

@BonMorrison Gambino, Tame, Grande and Foo Fighters are headlining Lolla. I think Osheaga is getting Tame, Gambino. Cudi and ASAP are also at Lolla and I think they'll be at Osh too.

 

[Paris in Flames]

Gambino headlined...last year didn't he?

 

[BonMorrison]

Nah, last year headliners were Travis Scott, Florence, and Arctic Monkeys.

 

[BonMorrison]

@BonMorrison Gambino, Tame, Grande and Foo Fighters are headlining Lolla. I think Osheaga is getting Tame, Gambino. Cudi and ASAP are also at Lolla and I think they'll be at Osh too.

Festival line-ups across the board have been pretty weak this year, don't have high hopes for Osh but will keep my fingers crossed. Tame and Gambino would be awesome.

 

[Paris in Flames]

Barber offered to do a house call if I don't want to make the trip (turns out he lives fairly close). This...is how I get murdered isn't it?

Bon. You know everything about me. If I don't post for a few days....avenge me.

 

[BonMorrison]

Maybe this is why he got fired. -eyes emoji-

 

[Paris in Flames]

"Matty, God Damnit, we told you to stop sleeping with our customers!"

"Bro this dude messaged me on both Instagram AND Facebook desperate to find me. HE WAS ASKING FOR IT"

 

[Disclose]

Paris comes from work... girlfriend is talking in the living room. "surprise! your barber is here!"
bon is sitting down holding a blade and scissors.

 

[BonMorrison]

me when paris walks in

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Barber offered to do a house call if I don't want to make the trip (turns out he lives fairly close). This...is how I get murdered isn't it?

Bon. You know everything about me. If I don't post for a few days....avenge me.

 

[Mitchy]

Impressed at Paris' stalking skills. Very Bon like. No wonder they're a tag team.

 

[Paris in Flames]

In a troubling update..the barber shop has messaged me saying..

"I can't in good conscience promote him or put previous customers in contact"

So...he probably did something messed up but they refused to tell me what (which is understandable).

@BonMorrison be my Jiminy Cricket. Knowing that there's a whole world of messed up stuff he could have done...can I go to him?

 

[Cor]

In a troubling update..the barber shop has messaged me saying..

"I can't in good conscience promote him or put previous customers in contact"

So...he probably did something messed up but they refused to tell me what (which is understandable).

@BonMorrison be my Jiminy Cricket. Knowing that there's a whole world of messed up stuff he could have done...can I go to him?

Maybe he means in good conscience he can’t promote or send previous customers to him when he has his own barbers on payroll?

He’d be taking money out of his barbers pockets.

If he was dangerous, I’m sure they’d tell you lol

 

[Paris in Flames]

Yeah I'm sure it's not anything dangerous but it is intriguing but somewhat concerning? I'm going to pretend it's what you said though.

Maybe he just slept with the owners wife. He's steal yo woman levels of hot.

....which is why he shan't be doing house calls at my place.

 

[Mitchy]

In a troubling update..the barber shop has messaged me saying..

"I can't in good conscience promote him or put previous customers in contact"

So...he probably did something messed up but they refused to tell me what (which is understandable).

@BonMorrison be my Jiminy Cricket. Knowing that there's a whole world of messed up stuff he could have done...can I go to him?

This whole saga is f***ing amazing

 

[BonMorrison]

In a troubling update..the barber shop has messaged me saying..

"I can't in good conscience promote him or put previous customers in contact"

So...he probably did something messed up but they refused to tell me what (which is understandable).

@BonMorrison be my Jiminy Cricket. Knowing that there's a whole world of messed up stuff he could have done...can I go to him?

Eh. Not gonna tell you how to live your life but that is some hard coded wording they used.

I can dig around if you give me his name.

 

[Disclose]

Crazy police investigation on barber dude about to happen soon.
All because Paris couldn’t get his hair done by someone else.

Now you’re gonna lose him forever

 

[BonMorrison]

Nevermind found him in your followers.

 

[Paris in Flames]

Eh. Not gonna tell you how to live your life but that is some hard coded wording they used.

I can dig around if you give me his name.

No!

This has already gone too far. I don't want to know. I'm going to let the potential murderer cut my hair!

 

[BonMorrison]

No!

This has already gone too far. I don't want to know. I'm going to let the potential murderer cut my hair!

I did a half decent search and came up with nothing. Go forth and get your haircut.

 

[Paris in Flames]

How...did you even do that.

You don't know his name...or do you.

 

[Disclose]

He’s a master of the game. Bon studying hard and Remembering by heart your full list of followers.

...It’s the new guy.

 

[BonMorrison]

How...did you even do that.

You don't know his name...or do you.

You SAID his name in this thread.

"Matty, God Damnit, we told you to stop sleeping with our customers

 

[Paris in Flames]

There's a million Matty's in Toronto man.

 

[BonMorrison]

There's a million Matty's in Toronto man.

And one in your followers that sorts by most recents.