This is it!
2015-2016 games 61-82:
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The Oilers are like going to my favorite restaurant, but the only item listed on the menu is Sadness." - Game #61 | Feb 24, 2016, Senators 4 @ Oilers 1
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Even as a newborn Dion Phaneuf looked like kind of a dick." - Game #61 | Feb 24, 2016, Senators 4 @ Oilers 1
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I've taken more shots this period than the Oilers." - Game #61 | Feb 24, 2016, Senators 4 @ Oilers 1
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Who taped Eberle's stick? A family of mice?" - Game #62 | Feb 25, 2016, Oilers 1 @ Kings 2
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Don't talk Corsi with me right now." - Game #63 | Feb 26, 2016, Oilers 1 @ Ducks 2 (OT)
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That Buffalo arena looks like a place you could get mugged." - Game #65 | Mar 1, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Sabres 1 (OT)
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McDavid scored two goals more than 60 minutes apart. I think he broke the game." - Game #65 | Mar 1, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Sabres 1 (OT)
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Can someone send Taylor Hall a cake with 'Stop Yelling ****!' written on it?" - Game #66 | Mar 3, 2016, Oilers 4 @ Flyers 0
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Kassian is adorable when he smiles." - Game #66 | Mar 3, 2016, Oilers 4 @ Flyers 0
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Maroon's namebar looks weird. That is definitely an upside W being used for the M." - Game #66 | Mar 3, 2016, Oilers 4 @ Flyers 0
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Gudas looks exactly like if Taylor Hall got fat and grew a beard." - Game #66 | Mar 3, 2016, Oilers 4 @ Flyers 0
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The Oilers could win the remaining 15 games of the season and still would not make the playoffs." - Game #67 | Mar 4, 2016, Oilers 3 @ Blue Jackets 6
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There's a hockey team in Ohio?" - Game #67 | Mar 4, 2016, Oilers 3 @ Blue Jackets 6
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The goaltending is a concern." - Game #67 | Mar 4, 2016, Oilers 3 @ Blue Jackets 6
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Maybe if Byfuglien hit the ****ing salad bar once in awhile Davidson wouldn't have had to leave the rink in a goddamn wheelchair." - Game #68 | Mar 6, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Jets 1
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I'm 'hate watching' this." - Game #70 | Mar 10, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Wild 1
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The Wild made Dan Akroyd their head coach? Good hire." - Game #70 | Mar 10, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Wild 1
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Why take the body when you can just wave your stick a little?" - Game #71 | Mar 12, 2016, Coyotes 4 @ Oilers 0
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Being an Oilers fan is like a religion. We all have faith that things will get better, but probably not until after we're dead." - Game #71 | Mar 12, 2016, Coyotes 4 @ Oilers 0
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Cancel Rogers place." - Game #71 | Mar 12, 2016, Coyotes 4 @ Oilers 0
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I heard rumors that John Candy had his pierogies shipped in from Winnipeg." - Game #72 | Mar 14, 2016, Predators 3 @ Oilers 2
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Some ******* is impersonating Randy Savage in the seventh row again." - Game #73 | Mar 16, 2016, Blues 4 @ Oilers 6
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Kassian looked at that guy like he wanted to kill him and then eat the body." - Game #73 | Mar 16, 2016, Blues 4 @ Oilers 6
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There must be thousands of official Oiler pucks on the shelves of players all around the world that have 'First NHL Goal' written on them." - Game #73 | Mar 16, 2016, Blues 4 @ Oilers 6
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All of these songs sound like stepping on a chew toy." - Game #74 | Mar 18, 2016, Canucks 0 @ Oilers 2
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I pretend when the cameras go off that Gene turns into a maniac, yelling at the goal horn guy, putting smokes out on Spector's neck..." - Game #74 | Mar 18, 2016, Canucks 0 @ Oilers 2
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I think they might only play the howl once but it echoes because of all the empty seats." - Game #76 | Mar 22, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Coyotes 4
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Great, I get to listen to Tyson Nash talk to some other dope while I watch the Coyotes trap their ****s off for 54 minutes." - Game #76 | Mar 22, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Coyotes 4
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Ti Domi rote a bok?" - Game #76 | Mar 22, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Coyotes 4
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Tie Domi wrote a book? A word one or a coloring one?" - Game #76 | Mar 22, 2016, Oilers 2 @ Coyotes 4
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I'm not convinced Maroon knows his intermission interviews are on TV." - Game #77 | Mar 24, 2016, Oilers 6 @ Sharks 3
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Is 'Frantic, Timid, and Small' too negative for a line name?" - Game #78 | Mar 26, 2016, Oilers 4 @ Kings 6
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Corey Perry with that dead stare into space, just thinking about lasagna and cigarettes." - Game #79 | Mar 28, 2016, Ducks 2 @ Oilers 1
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I've been a fan of Jay Baruchel since Popular Mechanics for Kids." - Game #80 | April 2, 2016, Flames 5 @ Oilers 0
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What percentage of Giordano's face is eyebrows? 70-ish?" - Game #80 | April 2, 2016, Flames 5 @ Oilers 0
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Burn this arena to the ground. Play the last game in Sherwood Park." - Game #80 | April 2, 2016, Flames 5 @ Oilers 0
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Brian Burke looks like a porn baron." - Game #80 | April 2, 2016, Flames 5 @ Oilers 0
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It’s always nice to know in advance what’s going to happen in my night terrors." - Game #80 | April 2, 2016, Flames 5 @ Oilers 0
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Groundhog Day. Year Nine." - Game #80 | April 2, 2016, Flames 5 @ Oilers 0
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Even my neutral emotions produce tears now." - Game #81 | April 6, 2016 | Last Game at Rexall | Canucks 0 @ Oilers 3
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In memory of one of hockey's greatest dynasty teams, we now present you with the worst display of professional hockey you will ever witness." - Game #81 | April 6, 2016 | Last Game at Rexall | Canucks 0 @ Oilers 3
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Better hockey dog, Bark Messier or Spaniel Sedin?" - Game #81 | April 6, 2016 | Last Game at Rexall | Canucks 0 @ Oilers 3
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Yakupov showing off his elite ability to creating scoring chances for both teams." - Game #81 | April 6, 2016 | Last Game at Rexall | Canucks 0 @ Oilers 3
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1st rule of Plight Club, you can never leave Plight Club." - Game #81 | April 6, 2016 | Last Game at Rexall | Canucks 0 @ Oilers 3
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Time to start growing the annual Draft Lottery beard." - Game #82 | April 9, 2016, Oilers 3 @ Canucks 4 (OT)
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It's time to watch 16 teams I don't care about try and win it all." - Game #82 | April 9, 2016, Oilers 3 @ Canucks 4 (OT)
"Israel has fought four wars since the Oilers last made the playoffs."
"Since the Oilers last made the playoffs four elements have been added to the Periodic Table."
"Since the Oilers last made the playoffs Twitter, Tumblr, Pintrest, Google+, Instagram, and Twitch were launched."
Let's go!