Chris Hansen
THESE LEGS ARE FRESH
- Aug 17, 2007
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Patrick Kane hates free radicals and loves your hearts!
Also, he forgives those evil Blackhawks fans who gave up on the team after Game 4.
This GDT is 100% bipartisan and brought to you by the Positive Pony.
Head Coach: Larder Trusty
Airbag Air Monk - Karate Zip On - Brown Nudist
Arenas Net Porn - Scarce Jerk Stuff - Firefly Lotto
Frolicked Fly - Jar Sell Tort - Jail Insult Swim
Dick Wights Gunks - Married Hicks - River Towels
Jazz Emu Ink - Trudge Howdy
Chick Willies Mullets - Ask Vulvas Convoys
The Anagramless - Clarinet Maze
Ninth Aqua Jock
Maestro Jinn
Head Coach: Queen Evil Jell No
Babel Crinkly - Joe Nathan-Toews - Sharia Moans
Bandana Rods - Dawn Washer - Knack Pirate
Patrick Sharp - Best Player - Old Bonk Hornbeaks
Laboring Blond - Grace Rusk Rum - Bent Shim
Haunted Nick - Marshall Skoal Jinns
Dicky Lend - Boater Bonkers
Unhand Joy Yo - Schmalz Ravioli
Arc Force Dowry
Tiara Ant Tan
Full Series Recap
Game 1: A goal and an assist from Bandana Rods and a 3-on-1 finish from lord commander Joe Nathan-Toews gave the Blackhawks a 1-0 series lead.
Game 2: Disaster struck in the third period, with Firefly Lotto and a hat trick from Scarce Jerk Stuff turning a 2-1 (and at one point 2-0) LA deficit into a 6-2 win. Arc Force Dowry was not good enough in net.
Game 3: Chancellor Joe Nathan-Toews made Jail Insult Swim look silly en route to giving Chicago a 1-0 lead, but Ask Vulvas Convoys got some royal revenge less than a minute later. Later, Scarce Jerk Stuff would prove to be anything but scarce, and Trudge Howdy put the game out of reach in the third period. The HF Blackhawks community commenced its sixth annual ceremonial panic blowout.
Game 4: Most of the Blackhawks forgot to show up. Haunted Nick was turning the puck over everywhere. Sharia Moans moaned many times as he failed to finish a slew of scoring chances. Knack Pirate continued to be a non-factor. And Arc Force Dowry was playing for the Kings.
Game 5: The line of Bandana Rods, Dawn Washer, and Knack Pirate went nanners all night long. It was the best game of Bandana's career, and Dawn Washer washed many dawns. An unlikely double overtime winner by Best Player - as predicted by HF's very own Jack Nature (Trance Kuja) - narrowed Los Angeles' series lead to 3-2, and forced a Game 6 in SoCal.
Game 6: Knack Pirate stole a hoard of treasure from the Kings despite a Herculean effort from Trudge Howdy. Schmalz Ravioli turned the puck over a lot for the Blackhawks — because Schmalz Ravioli — but Arc Force Dowry was on his game. He and the Ninth Aqua Jock broke each other in half after the second period ended. The Ninth Aqua Jock is a mean-spirited napkin.
Game 7: Queen Evil Jell No melts Larder Trusty with a pretty smile. Hawks win.
What Blackhawks fans/the city of Chicago will be doing after Game 7:
Also, he forgives those evil Blackhawks fans who gave up on the team after Game 4.
This GDT is 100% bipartisan and brought to you by the Positive Pony.
Head Coach: Larder Trusty
Airbag Air Monk - Karate Zip On - Brown Nudist
Arenas Net Porn - Scarce Jerk Stuff - Firefly Lotto
Frolicked Fly - Jar Sell Tort - Jail Insult Swim
Dick Wights Gunks - Married Hicks - River Towels
Jazz Emu Ink - Trudge Howdy
Chick Willies Mullets - Ask Vulvas Convoys
The Anagramless - Clarinet Maze
Ninth Aqua Jock
Maestro Jinn
Head Coach: Queen Evil Jell No
Babel Crinkly - Joe Nathan-Toews - Sharia Moans
Bandana Rods - Dawn Washer - Knack Pirate
Patrick Sharp - Best Player - Old Bonk Hornbeaks
Laboring Blond - Grace Rusk Rum - Bent Shim
Haunted Nick - Marshall Skoal Jinns
Dicky Lend - Boater Bonkers
Unhand Joy Yo - Schmalz Ravioli
Arc Force Dowry
Tiara Ant Tan
Full Series Recap
Game 1: A goal and an assist from Bandana Rods and a 3-on-1 finish from lord commander Joe Nathan-Toews gave the Blackhawks a 1-0 series lead.
Game 2: Disaster struck in the third period, with Firefly Lotto and a hat trick from Scarce Jerk Stuff turning a 2-1 (and at one point 2-0) LA deficit into a 6-2 win. Arc Force Dowry was not good enough in net.
Game 3: Chancellor Joe Nathan-Toews made Jail Insult Swim look silly en route to giving Chicago a 1-0 lead, but Ask Vulvas Convoys got some royal revenge less than a minute later. Later, Scarce Jerk Stuff would prove to be anything but scarce, and Trudge Howdy put the game out of reach in the third period. The HF Blackhawks community commenced its sixth annual ceremonial panic blowout.
Game 4: Most of the Blackhawks forgot to show up. Haunted Nick was turning the puck over everywhere. Sharia Moans moaned many times as he failed to finish a slew of scoring chances. Knack Pirate continued to be a non-factor. And Arc Force Dowry was playing for the Kings.
Game 5: The line of Bandana Rods, Dawn Washer, and Knack Pirate went nanners all night long. It was the best game of Bandana's career, and Dawn Washer washed many dawns. An unlikely double overtime winner by Best Player - as predicted by HF's very own Jack Nature (Trance Kuja) - narrowed Los Angeles' series lead to 3-2, and forced a Game 6 in SoCal.
Game 6: Knack Pirate stole a hoard of treasure from the Kings despite a Herculean effort from Trudge Howdy. Schmalz Ravioli turned the puck over a lot for the Blackhawks — because Schmalz Ravioli — but Arc Force Dowry was on his game. He and the Ninth Aqua Jock broke each other in half after the second period ended. The Ninth Aqua Jock is a mean-spirited napkin.
Game 7: Queen Evil Jell No melts Larder Trusty with a pretty smile. Hawks win.
What Blackhawks fans/the city of Chicago will be doing after Game 7:
