Halloween costume ideas needed

[ChickenBurrito]

My wife wants to do a couple's costume for Halloween this year and I have an old cow costume I've worn for the past 6 years. What can she dress up as so I can keep wearing my cow costume and still make her happy by doing a couples thing?

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[TJ Hooker]

Why not his and hers cow costumes?

 

[TJ Hooker]

Or perhaps she could go as a vegan activist who is out to save you from slaughter?

 

[CycloneLaunch]

You could go as an hfboards moderator

 

[CycloneLaunch]

Or perhaps she could go as a vegan activist who is out to save you from slaughter?

There's a thin line between vegan activist and cow f***er

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

What has she gone as in past years?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

She can be a farmer??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Or the farmer's daughter if she's young/hot enough???

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Or a carton of milk??

 

[TheAngryHank]

Grow up.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

If you've worn the same tired old cow costume for 6 years why not try something new???

 

[chaos4]

She can be grass, or a salt lick.

 

[John Price]

Maybe you can go as a suspended Gator

 

[John Price]

Mike 疲れた - Today at 1:44 PM
who goes as a cow 6 straight years
get a new costume
lmao
dumbass

[irrelevant inbetween chat log]

Mike 疲れた - Today at 1:48 PM
I know right he's a married man with a wife who runs a business
f***ing grow up @ChickenBurrito

 

[ref19]

An eggplant with a pair of potatoes hanging at the waist

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

She can be grass, or a salt lick.

How the f*** would you make a salt lick costume??

Tape a box of salt to your tummy and write "Lick Here" on it?

 

[chaos4]

How the **** would you make a salt lick costume??

Tape a box of salt to your tummy and write "Lick Here" on it?

A pink or white tube dress, with rope for a halter. Maybe everyone will want to lick her..

 

[John Price]

Go as Bruce Arena

 

[kducks]

Have her be a spoon & see how many people get it.

Wait, have her be the moon, the dish was with the spoon. Had to look it up.

 

[TJ Hooker]

Go as the USA World Cup team.

 

[cupcrazyman]

Sexy _ _ _ _ _ _

 

[cupcrazyman]

The guy that use to deliver milk to the cafeteria at work dressed up as a cow every year.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Have her be a spoon & see how many people get it.

Wait, have her be the moon, the dish was with the spoon. Had to look it up.

Seriously??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The guy that use to deliver milk to the cafeteria at work dressed up as a cow every year.

 

[beowulf]

Go as Death on vacation. Black robe with hood, scythe, large Hawaiian shirt over the robe, and sandals.