Geno: I teach Kessel Russian and playing hockey

[Plub]

Gotta love Malkin.

 

[Sniperberg]

My god is this joke overplayed. Come up with some new material hfboards.com

With an end result of winning Stanley Cups!!!

Who said hotdogs are bad?

 

[Atoyot]

Who said hotdogs are bad?

Certainly not Pavel Brendl.

 

[Syckle78]

well i found 3 cups in 6 years and some spots in the top 100 players list, more than i can say for malkin

Lol no you didn't. All you found was an asterisk and a new account.

 

[CuriousGeorge]

Yeah, it's in Russian, but Malkin says exatly this, when being asked, what were they discussing so emotionally on the bench during the game. What will Phil answer, I wonder.

Why does he need to teach Kessel hockey when Kessel belongs in the NHL whether he plays with Malkin or not?

 

[K Fleur]

"see, i told you playing bums on the third line makes you look better than you actually are, i've spent my whole career doing it"

Another account that’s a source for some quality cringe.

 

[haveandare]

But...but...QOC!

OZ starts!

He's so one-dimensional!

I mean, QoC and zone starts are important, but the guy scored 90 freaking points, that's wayyyy beyond what that sort of stuff can account for. He's a beast.

 

[BigEezyE22]

well i found 3 cups in 6 years and some spots in the top 100 players list, more than i can say for malkin

3 cups, 4 finals appearances, 2 Art Ross, 1 Lindsay, 1 Conn Smythe, 2nd most playoff points among active players, 2nd most playoff goals among active players, led playoffs in scoring TWICE, 2nd highest P/G among active players, 292 more regular season points, 78 more regular season goals (in 7 fewer games)...

...and made sure his superiority was TANGIBLE by not mailing it in on his team once he got a fat contract and could no longer exploit playing on a line with Marion Hossa.

 

[Dying Alive]

Why does he need to teach Kessel hockey when Kessel belongs in the NHL whether he plays with Malkin or not?

He's joking. Malkin is a goofball.

 

[Loseipeg]

Lol no you didn't. All you found was an asterisk and a new account.

Red wings fans taking on the penguins as a surrogate cuz they havent done anything in the cap era. Saddest thing ive ever seen.

 

[Loseipeg]

3 cups, 4 finals appearances, 2 Art Ross, 1 Lindsay, 1 Conn Smythe, 2nd most playoff points among active players, 2nd most playoff goals among active players, led playoffs in scoring TWICE, 2nd highest P/G among active players, 292 more regular season points, 78 more regular season goals (in 7 fewer games)...

...and made sure his superiority was TANGIBLE by not mailing it in on his team once he got a fat contract and could no longer exploit playing on a line with Marion Hossa.

Try harder, it really makes it look like you dont have a raging inferiority complex

 

[Dying Alive]

Try harder, it really makes it look like you dont have a raging inferiority complex

Why would a Pens fan have an inferiority complex at this point in time?

 

[Lampedampe]

Try harder, it really makes it look like you dont have a raging inferiority complex

 

[Fantomas]

Top 100 of all time, on talent and wit.

 

[Ms Maggie]

malkin and kessel are the third liners ... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

What?

Yeah, it's in Russian, but Malkin says exatly this, when being asked, what were they discussing so emotionally on the bench during the game. What will Phil answer, I wonder.

That's Malkin's humor. I love when he says Crosby talks too much.

 

[Sergei DRW]

At the end the female reporter asked Geno "Why do you say you don't like Philly? You always carry away points from Philly!".
And Malkin' reply "I also always carry away bruises". LMAO. Classic Geno.

 

[Luigi Lemieux]

malkin and kessel are the third liners ... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

You must think very highly of Pittsburgh as a team to think Malkin and Kessel are 3rd liners. I know they're the best team of the era but they're not that good to have Malkin on the third line.

 

[Sol]

Great talent, but even greater at being a dirty bastard. Easy to hate, but gets respect. Cheap bastard.

 

[Ogrezilla]

Great talent, but even greater at being a dirty bastard. Easy to hate, but gets respect. Cheap bastard.

Sid and Geno have been on the receiving end of enough cheap shots to realize that the refs don't do much of anything about it, so they might as well give them back. I love it.

 

[Sol]

Sid and Geno have been on the receiving end of enough cheap shots to realize that the refs don't do much of anything about it, so they might as well give them back. I love it.

Doesn't matter to me. They give a ton of cheaoshots and the league never does anything about it because of their status.

That's dishonorable no matter which way you twist it. As a fan of their team i don't hold it against you for your perspective.

 

[Ignatius]

Geno on Max Talbot:

 

[Ogrezilla]

Doesn't matter to me. They give a ton of cheaoshots and the league never does anything about it because of their status.

That's dishonorable no matter which way you twist it. As a fan of their team i don't hold it against you for your perspective.

Eh. Malkin is near the top of the list for minors taken every single season.

 

[Sol]

Eh. Malkin is near the top of the list for minors taken every single season.

You know he deserves more than that. Like suspensions/fines.

 

[Ogrezilla]

You know he deserves more than that. Like suspensions/fines.

for?

 

[Pengwins]

for?

he's mean!